Overheard at UA

I wonder if A & B are going to get mad at me for this.

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

Light Gary is dead there is only Dark Gary now

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A: I mean, I approved the original PR. So, I'm the idiot.
B: now now, we're *both* the idiot

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

we should print t-shirts with
"I think there are a lot of drawbacks to this solution and wouldn't recommend it"

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

Live, code, laugh

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

“infinite database” = “infinite problems”

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

baking a cake in the back of an RV in the HOV lane

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

A: {"proto_bytes": {"bytes": "\u001F\u008B\b\u0000\u0000
B: that’s the gzip magic byte sequence
A: < girl in Jurassic Park voice >

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

You know you're devopsin' when you need `lsblk`

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

Latchkey Manager

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

Yes, I also do not think it will work.

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

me writing a new platform: Haha fuck yeah!!
me maintaining a platform: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

measure twice, tweet once

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

@hbeckpdx vinyl

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

marketers abhor an empty div

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

ok, i think i know what it is
and also gdi

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

The Mobile Majority

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what’s the saying... it’s something about roosters and roosting.

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

hsa is the crypto bro of medical plans

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

as long as no one chokes to death on a hotdog, cool

[Overheard at UA @UAelevator]

sigh-driven development

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I had a zookeeper instance go down like it was 2015