Mark

Visual artist，creative genius，full-contact fighter. Incoming DMs handled by my PR team (big ups @ Lil' Mookie, Big Al & Lorraine, on the real).

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@firebrand3 lol 8100 for fake degrees? id be 'angry' too! heres what 5 & change got me.. my #etsy #fakedegree store is starting to look very promising!

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

Blown away someone would judge me for my tweets. Dont actually know a single person on here IRL. Nice detective work, but maybe just ask me?

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@SquishKitten you definitely lucked out with the weather on your stay in Winnipeg! Theres still time for -40 though! How long til you leave?

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

Omg NO! I see some of these people maybe once a year, if that, we dont need to be all up in each others bidness... 😒

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

Crazy sky a few nights ago, after a storm & just before sunset. #fireinthesky #ThereIsNoDanaOnlyZuul

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@probablyhollie thats exctly what I thought when I saw it! 1day I'll find the perfect situation when I can make use of this! Well, maybe! 😉😅

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

#PokemonGo! #RarePokemon #Methasaur #PortageAndMain #Winnipeg #WTFmoment #deathbycop #maskedgunman #bizarre

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@SquishKitten Not convinced autodetect is as clever as it thinks, sometimes I like to evil laugh in spanish just 2 throw it off! Mujajajaja!

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@SquishKitten You know how 'bae' is 'shit' in Swedish, maybe 'dumper' some other sort of Swedish term of endearment?? Not too sure...

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@SquishKitten this tweet was conveniently & automatically "Translated from Swedish" for me! And WOW! Check out the dumper on her!! 😂👍

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@justyne28vsoe That guy made an account just so he could correct minor grammar and spelling errors on peoples tweets! What a clown! Lol! 😂

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@justyne28vsoe No problem! Haha, I was gone, just checked now so I hadnt noticed! 😅

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@justyne28vsoe EngrishPorice: no, if anything "could've", which is pronounced like "could of", ya retarded douchebag...

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@MicheleFeghali I cant stand being early, since everyone else is always late, it doubles my wait time!! 😡 #IdLiterallyRatherDieThanWait

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@justyne28vsoe u have 2 weigh the pros&cons, look @ long&short term outcomes, consider how itll affect u & every1 else, #adulting is hard! 🤔

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@tessklachefsky sounds way too much like theyre trying to cover themselves legally.. to the point where theyre no longer protecting animals!

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@tessklachefsky "WHS asking public not to remove animals from vehicle unless unresponsive" so basically the point brain damage has occured?

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@TyonnaKeyz_ Hope tomorrow turns out better for you Tyonna! 🙂

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@SquishKitten oh no! You got tricked into going to Winnipeg?? 😱

[Mark @UB3RM4RK]

@tessklachefsky Im guessing the media left out some key points of the story, a few other things needed explaining! #MoreQuestionsThanAnswers