Howard Beale

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@BernieSanders is like an insufferable college sophomore who has read just enough Howard Zinn snippets to talk to girls but not enough to really learn anything. He’s the guy who went to the protests to get laid.

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@BBW_BFF Love where we’re at culturally where we cropdust contrarian farts just for the sake of pissing people off. Totally healthy ...

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@GeorgePapa19 @AlexanderDowner Do the podcast from prison and interview some of the guys beating you up for commissary money, you traitorous prick.

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@realDonaldTrump Sure, always love to watch a senile old prick lacquered up in five coats of orange slop suck his own dick in front of a crowd of imbeciles. See you there!

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Don’t get me wrong, #FuckTrump as well, but @BernieSanders is absolutely the wrong choice.

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Just want to reiterate that @BernieSanders is a film-flam man who cannot win. He simply cannot. Too much baggage and too little of the kind of support he needs.

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Basically, find another candidate. There are better choices.

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@Geniusbastard A friend and I were talking about “Devil In A Blue Dress” in that very way. We’re both LA lifers, him a few years older than me, and he said: “Crazy that you could own a house basically doing odd jobs.”

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@BBW_BFF Change it to “Adam Corolla fuckin sucks, in general.”

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@realDonaldTrump No one likes you. I thought that was well established ...

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@chrislhayes You should run for President!

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@Geniusbastard I’m not that far, but I AM at the point where I’ve become best friends with the idea that you don’t HAVE to debate/argue with/“change the mind” of anyone like that. They want to wallow in whatever. Let em ...

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@realDonaldTrump Better angle ...

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@hunteryharris Do you own a bowling shirt though?

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@MalcolmNance I just keep looking at that pic and wondering ... if he was using a suppressor, what kind of craziness was he up to?!