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[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Hey @Uber , not to sound mean but you should add an option when you order a car that says you want driver to talk or just want it quiet. Some people just want to chill. And some clients want to chat. But it should be a choice. I think ppl would like that

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

At this point, wouldn’t it be more efficient if the White House just hired a warden?

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Me, as an adult.

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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

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