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you can't sit with us but you can follow me

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Dear ADPi announcer at Cheers for Charity, the only thing I "GOT EXCITED" for was when you left the stage 👌

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So apparently a few sororities didn't get the memo to wear flannel shirts wrapped around their waists #BBDC

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My valentine's name is Jack. Jack Daniels. You've probably heard of him😍

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All the student athletes at pub last night were so damn thirstyyyyy #ToScore 😳🍻

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Baylor is Gayyyylor

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Let me guess you're proud to be a knight

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Merry Christmas betches

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Whatever #ChargeOn

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"I'm so excited to go to Arizona for New Years and watch UCF play Baylor" -said no knight ever

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Still laughing at everyone who booked a hotel in NOLA

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He gets live af and has a dope name what else can you ask for ladies I mean c'mon #tinderproblems

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OFY free domino's at the student union

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At 6pm something magical happens on Alafaya because instead of being a road I can actually drive it just turns into a fucking parking lot.

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Fuck finals

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I was gonna study today but I just realized it's cyber monday sooooooo

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Lol We're so fucked for this bowl game

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Hahahahhaha you still can't sit with us #usf

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Black friday? I black out every Friday betches #fuckingduh

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Thankful I'm not you

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Me: you're cute I like you
Boy: I like you too
Me: jk I don't want you
Boy:ok w/e
Me:wait no come back now I want you
*never-ending cycle*