UCL Graters

UCL's premiere utensil-based sketch group and bastard child of @UCLCheeseGrater 👶🏻 Meetings every Wednesday at 6!

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

SNL UK CAST LEAK:
-Josh Widdicombe
-Off menu podcast
-Rob and Romesh
-5 children of assorted BBC producers
-Scottish TikToker with 35k followers
-Stephen Fry’s husband
-Beavo
-That family that sings about sausage rolls

[frog car @Static_palms]

Maturing is realising Bart isn’t just a small man who lives in Homer’s house, he’s actually Homer’s son…

[frog car @Static_palms]

There’s an old saying in Marx, I know it’s in Lenin, it’s probably in Marx, that says
There are decades… there are decades where weeks happen, and there are weeks…
A lot of things happen in a week

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

All of British television is now just:
“Celebrity goes to Europe”
“Comedians talking about Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn in 2024”
“The great British wank off”
“Grey detective”

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

literally two days apart. and the same country too.

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

My GP is my mum and it still takes me two weeks to get an appointment

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

What the fuck is going on

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

41': Palmer scores his and Chelsea's fourth.

[4-2] 📲 #BHAFC // #CHEBHA 🟡🔵

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

Oh also there’s a show next thrusday or something idk

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

Once again reiterating the UCL Graters critical support for Brighton and Hove Albion especially against Ch*lsea

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

UCL Graters

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

One ticket for Challengers please!

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

Nahhh he did not go there 😭😭😭😭😭

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

damn you, auto-correct...
🎤 Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer now playing only on Netflix

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

Thisis me if youb even care

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

Grater moment

[Student Publication Association @SPAJournalism]

@vTFeatures @thesaintonline Highly commended in Best Creative Piece goes to Ben Scanlan, from @UCLCheeseGrater #SPANC24

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

Theyre after me they’re after me

[The Cheese Grater @UCLCheeseGrater]

Best of luck to Ben and Keziah who are both up for Best Creative Piece at #SPANC24 in Bristol!
@SPAJournalism

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

Belgium are actually wearing the tintin kit…

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

@Apple @drake pls can I have a free ipad? Pleaae 🥺

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

You take homer, Bart, Marge , Lisa and Maggie. Combine them… and what do you have? The simpsons 😂

[UCL Graters @UCLGraters]

Happy module catalogue taken down day! Three days until new module catalogue! Yay!

[Variety @Variety]

Larry David pays tribute to his late friend and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" co-star Richard Lewis.

“Richard and I were born three days apart in the same hospital and for most of my life he’s been like a brother to me. He had that rare combination of being the funniest person and also the sweetest. But today he made me sob and for that I’ll never forgive him."

Read more here: https://t.co/caNT8XXZC1