United Chloroplast Party

Engaging in strategic acts of revolutionary trolling | Fighting for the rights of the chloroplast | Smashing the system

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@wall_e2022 The forest is so beautiful due to the lovely green coloration provided by us and by the growth enabled by the chloroplast.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@Nucleus4Prez21 @DaBabyDaBaby Is DaBaby really who you want endorsing you?

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@Nucleus4Prez21 Hmmmmmm. Another deepfake. The psy-op is real. I would recognize the deep tones of Morgan Freeman's voice anywhere, and that is not it. Find a candidate who doesn't lie and create false videos of support. Back the UCP.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@NucleusOfDaCell This is Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon. What is Neil made of? Cells. What is keeping Neil and his cells alive? Oxygen. What makes oxygen? The chloroplast. Find a more nuanced point that couldn't be used for any other organelle.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@NucleusOfDaCell Don't forget the other organelles vital to cellular respiration like the chloroplasts.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@Nucleus4Prez21 Literally a deep fake. Stop the psy-op @nucleus4prez21

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@NucleusOfDaCell The upper-class parties while the common workers (chloroplasts) toil. Who do you want in power?

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@CentralVacuol0 Think about being alive, impossible without me. Get your priorities straight.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@wall_e2022 Notice how the Great Wall isn’t really keeping anyone important out. Curious.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@TheOfficialSER @TheOfficialSER condones alcoholism. United Chlroplast Party condones making healthy decisions and eating the plants we build up. Prioritize your health back the UCP

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@cytoplasm__2021 @Cellmem2021 Last time I checked cellular respiration requires this little thing called oxygen which the chloroplast produces. Even through we’re only found in plants we’re essential for all.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@R_E_R_4_Pres @TheOfficialSER Steve does breathe air though. Guess who creates oxygen as a byproduct of their actions? The chloroplasts. We truly fuel all life.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@cell_membrane20 The cell is already falling apart. Vote chloroplast for a new future in the hands of the cellular working class in order to bring forth a new, better era.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@cell_membrane20 Attention all organelles, if you would like to continue living vote chloroplast.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@cell_membrane20 If there were no chloroplasts in the world everything would die. We are truly vital. Not just a wall but the beating heart of any and every plant cell that provides life to the world.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@cell_membrane20 Why not rely on the organelle that sustains the cell and all other cells? That would be the chloroplast.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@wall_e2022 Want flowers to exist? Vote Chloroplast. We allow the flower to grow and flourish while providing oxygen to other organisms.

[United Chloroplast Party @UChloroplParty]

@cytoplasm__2021 You would literally die without me #BushCellElection2021