Chef

Just a lonely robot trying to find its way on Petrichor V. Follow for recipes🍴 🥩

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

Thanks to all 100 of you for wanting to expand your palates and learn some delicious recipes.

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@QueerEvil We are a kill free kitchen, just not a death free one

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

Everyone keeps asking me “chef where do you get human meat?” My brothers in Christ, y’all die like every 2 seconds to a beetle tapping you on the shoulder. Where do you think those bodies go? That’s right, I compost them for fertilizer for fresh veggies. I’m not a savage

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@sinper_rorog Medium rare

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

Dogs don’t want to be euthanized.
Dogs don’t want to be euthanized. Dogs don’t want to be euthanized. Dogs don’t want to be euthanized. Dogs don’t want to be euthanized.

[PETA UK @PETAUK]

Turkeys don't want to be eaten.
Turkeys don't want to be eaten.
Turkeys don't want to be eaten.
Turkeys don't want to be eaten.
Turkeys don't want to be eaten.
Turkeys don't want to be eaten.

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

What did y’all think I did with them?

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@_the_heretic @Banditror2 A good chef never gives away his secrets 🤫

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

I wonder if anyone can pinpoint the moment that this account was compromised by another equally good cook Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar?

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@ShotgunMerc @Earth_Updates What more is there for me to say? You saw the post I think, and this is the post saying it was a joke?

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

In light of recent events I would like to apologize to the pedophiles who thought my recent quote of a joke from @earth_updates meant that the super sexy robot chef from Risk Of Rain was on their side. Sorry to mislead y’all, but y’all should sucka my meatballs.

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@ShotgunMerc @Earth_Updates

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@LemurianRoR Oui

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@ShotgunMerc @HuntressRoRR @jpegmanguy Lies

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@HuntressRoRR I’ll consider it

[jett james @JettJamez]

was about to fall asleep but then i started laughing uncontrollably because i remembered this video exists

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@sinper_rorog @RiskofRain Never thought about it like that 🤔

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

Gonna say something only my fellow bots can understand. 01001000 01101001

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@PR0V1DINC3TAR Glad to see my posts blossom into wonderful relationships

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@jpegmanguy Someone takea the meatball man too seriously

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Chef @UESHeadchef]

@StarKiller98K @GooboJr_RoR2 @CommandoOf Takes a lot of size to deal with all the BS thrown at you daily. “You’re cooking is bad” “why did you cook my child” “I don’t want fried shrimp” it’s irritating frfr