UFC Janitor

#1 P4P janitor in the world. Just a janitor at the UFC PI willing to beat up anyone and everyone! Official janitor of #MMATwitter. Conor responded so I’m king.

[UFC Janitor @UFCJanitor]

BREAKING: #UFC reveals new Venum shorts and tops for fighter kits

[J @jasonllevin]

So if we don’t allow Athletes to bet on games that they have the ability to influence…

Why do we allow Congress to invest in companies they regulate?

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Stuff like this used to end presidencies but this won’t even be a blip

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Watchdog @ComradeWatchdog]

No.

Fucking.

No.

This is unnacceptable. We do not have to cave to these fucking greedy psychos who wanna use up all of our electricity and water just to spy on us and replace us and feed us fucking slop.

Fuck these people. Fuck data centers. Fuck AI. FUCK THIS WHOLE SYSTEM!

[UFC Janitor @UFCJanitor]

@WonderbreadMMA Not even all that different…

[UFC Janitor @UFCJanitor]

@plebeiatibs @bokamotoESPN @vrbo The libs ruined VRBO?? Listen to yourself dumbass

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

MIKE JOHNSON: “If we lose the midterms, the Dems will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They will go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, and friends.”

This is actually the best case I’ve heard for voting Democrat.

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

Same guy said just a few weeks ago that he couldn’t possibly be expected to pay his entry-level athletes as much as the WNBA pays theirs.

[UFC Janitor @UFCJanitor]

@WeekenderMMA “He said this before in front of 10 people. Now he said it again in front of 10 million people and you guys are mad? I dOn’t UNdErsTaNd!”

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Loser

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT HIS 80TH BIRTHDAY UFC FREEDOM 250 EVENT.

[UFC Janitor @UFCJanitor]

How dare they show Obama, followed by Trump. Fuck them. #UFCWhiteHouse #UFCShitHouse

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My mom paid off her house in 2003.

Thought that was it. Thought she was done. Thought it was finally hers.

Property taxes were $1,800 a year back then.

She’s retired now. Fixed income. Same house. Same neighborhood.

Property taxes are $24,000 a year.

That’s $2,000 a month.

On a house she already paid for.

She’s 71 years old and the government sends her a bill every year just to stay in her own home.

You never really own anything in America.

You just make payments to a different landlord.

[UFC Janitor @UFCJanitor]

@magafan1776 @TheNotoriousMMA Just like Jesus would want, right?!?

[UFC Janitor @UFCJanitor]

@TheNotoriousMMA Very Christ-like of you! 👍🏼

[UFC Janitor @UFCJanitor]

@LTGetsPolitical Interesting too since the UFC makes so much of their money from government contracts

[UFC Janitor @UFCJanitor]

@WhiteHouse Surprised you’re not bitter about him considering he literally took votes away from you

[Zane Simon @TheZaneSimon]

This promotion used to tell people it was the new NFL, that it would be bigger than soccer. Now it’s begging people not to hold it to the WNBA’s pay scale.

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

Dana White has spoken at the last three Republican National Conventions:
https://t.co/ozj8JAwjjc

[UFC Janitor @UFCJanitor]

So I can now “create custom timelines” on X if I upgrade to premium? Social media used to just BE a custom timeline. I chose who to follow, and that’s what I saw…

So sick of overly invasive algorithms killing social media timelines!