UFC Monke

Unemployed Rocket Scientist

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

If you are looking for me I will be riding my motorcycle from Argentina to Alaska to go work on a fishing boat

[Benny P 🇦🇺 @Bendaman2001]

He’s gonna somehow beat Islam Makhachev isn’t he

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

I knew he was gonna lose. As soon as I start liking any fighter it means it’s over

[Home of Fight @Home_of_Fight]

😬 I am gonna miss confident undefeated Ilia Topuria.

Curious to see how he comes back.

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

They really should’ve stopped that fight after the 3rd round last night man

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

Absolutely irresponsible idiot pilots man

[BNO News Live @BNODesk]

JUST IN: 2 helicopters collide and crash in Rio de Janeiro, killing all 6 people on board

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

Bro you gotta be fucking kidding me

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro

Two helicopters collided in mid-air before crashing into an electric vehicle yard, killing six people

via CNN Brasil

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

The office isn’t edgy

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

I thought he was a masc stud bro

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

Jackson Holliday makes his stance clear:

“I think every night should be Bark in the Park. I don't think there should be any rules.”

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

Just short enough for a height complex and just tall enough to be effective

[combatsports @combatsporrt]

Is 5’7 the best base for a human being in general? 😅

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

It’s crazy how Bella’s toe injury cause him to lose his ability to wrestle

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

He doesn’t even try to be like-able

[Home of Fight @Home_of_Fight]

👀🏆 Ciryl Gane explains how the eye poke against Tom Aspinall happened:

"Unfortunately, I did a mistake during middle kick. He tried to go wild and my hand was there.

I tried to push him and the first thing that I had was his head. Unfortunately, I touched his eyes."

🎥 @ufc

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

Bo isn’t even 10th in line for a title shot

[UFC on Paramount+ @UFConParamount]

Chael Sonnen wants Bo Nickal to call for a title shot if he wins at UFC FREEDOM 250

"I think it's time... The time for you and the world championship at some point in 2026 I think is very appropriate."

[ #UFCWhiteHouse | JUNE 14 | 8 PM ET on @paramountplus ]

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

I literally watched this life after the fight and I got fooled by it too lmaooo

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

I apologize to Joe Pyfer because at first I thought he was talking about the terrorist state of Israel

Not the former middleweight champion Israel 😂

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

Why did Belal completely give up on his grappling after beating Leon

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

Brendan Allen definitely won that but 30-27 is crazy 😂

[Elvis Sinosickk @ElvisSinosickk]

This version of Junior Tafa would be champion

#UFCVegas118

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

I want a Bryce Mitchell post fight win speech so bad right now

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

I give this man a pass for his weird religious beliefs, if I could lock in like him and become a singer, a rock climber, fly in a fighter jet, and jump between buildings I’d think I’m Jesus fr

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Tom Cruise did his own singing in Rock of Ages. He trained for about six months.

The director said:

“I was like a 15-year-old girl, I was screaming and jumping up and down. He was singing literally four or five hours per day. He wouldn’t stop.”

[Nonlinear Horse @NonlinearHorse]

@THATBOYMMAGURU If his name was Brycezat Mitchellamedov that would have taken 2 seconds max and he'd be 134.5

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

After doing research, they are in fact extremely accurate

[UFC Monke @UFCMonke]

How accurate are these genetic tests? Seems like it would be extremely hard to tell with statistical clarity if your baby was going to be downs so early in a pregnancy

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

YouTuber Jesse Ridgway and his wife abort baby after discovering Down syndrome.

He’s getting major backlash online.