Barbie

Nap team captain. 🐢
Elder millennial and hot girl.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

it was really slippery. you’re an ass for posting this.

[Jeremy Barr @jeremymbarr]

Wow, the student journalist who won the Mike Wallace Memorial Scholarship at the News Emmys just called out CBS News.

"While I want to thank CBS News for funding this generous gift toward my education, I want to also acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the name sake of this scholarship." (Applause and some surprise in the room)

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Trump’s ballroom went from $200M to $300M to $400M, and now Congress wants $1B for a tacky gold ballroom. We aren’t being governed. We’re being fucking looted.

[Barbie @UGotBARBed]

@CallMeHOV I wasn't prepared for that answer. 😹😹

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Just in the kitchen wasting food

[Barbie @UGotBARBed]

@quciferskittles SAME.

[Barbie @UGotBARBed]

@iH8Meccavellii Does Ms. Lindy know she has fans, too?

[🐝 @abeylha]

ACT I. ACT II. ACT III.

[mrs. mothman @mcflurry_slut]

me at the second bar post brunch

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

That would have been renamed the Marie Dionne Warwick Supermarket 24hrs later…

[erb @bentleyliz2]

genuinely the greatest american philanthropist since the gilded age. the way she and her team have developed their donation strategy is so impressive.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this game might seem long, but i know a guy who was in a tomb for longer. three days to be exact

[Barbie @UGotBARBed]

@CallMeHOV 😹😹

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

This is what happens when you don’t throw his criminal ass in jail. Civility walked us here.

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Imagine having to explain that your town has no more water bc a bunch of incels and loser maidens are editing women they don’t know into turtlenecks 😐

[Barbie @UGotBARBed]

@SuchALady16 Including all of Barstool