Bill Akers

University of Houston-Downtown grad, retired, peacetime veteran. #GoCoogs I like guitars.

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@RachelBitecofer They are playing Texas. I am a Duck for the next couple hours.

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@Mark____Edwards @MrGeorgeWallace You are 600% correct.

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@MrGeorgeWallace Sometimes you're gonna fight over waffles.

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@hwinkler4real So I can sit at the bar and watch ESPN.

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@NormOrnstein Wordle 1,809 4/6

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@hwinkler4real Happy Jack

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@BOestriecher It's pretty stale. Gunther needed to win, Fatu needed to win. Gonna drive these old storylines into the mat. AEW is way more fun.

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@alexanderhq @donwinslow @grok We won't.

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@magachrchpastr @missy_mysh In Texas, gotta give him a pass on any vegetables involved in making salsa.

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@GaryPetersonUSA Are you gonna pinstripe your bass?

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@SaraForTexLege This is just a reminder of how much fun still exists on Twitter. Donation incoming.

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@magachrchpastr Being a fucking idiot should never preclude one from having a private aircraft ministry. One has to go where the need is greatest.

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@RachelBitecofer Keep the Ducks koozies and chuck the rest of the stuff.

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@RachelBitecofer That my wife could unselfconsciously apply her makeup in view of me back in 1976 seems like a gift compared to the present where nothing is private.

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@DougJBalloon Paid cash, too. Not like someone who has to finance their waterbed.

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@CFBHome You forget someone.

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@OldmanC73 @WellsFargo @FreedomMortgage Corollary; any company named Freedom, Liberty, or Patriot will fuck you so hard you'll be dead before you hit the ground.

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@OldmanC73 @WellsFargo @FreedomMortgage Agreed. I just wanted somebody to tell me what I needed to do to provide Freedom with my renewed flood policy. This company did its best to hide any human interaction from me. They totally suck. Wells Fargo was always accessible. Clown car shit.

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@SaraForTexLege $25. Let's make every $ count. Stay angry.

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@BetteAvis She's cheaper on the weekend.