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[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

NOBODY WARNED ME AT 32. SO I'M WARNING YOU.
(Write these down. Save them. Screenshot them.)

1. Your parents are not background characters.

[#PutSouthAfricansfirst @Patriot_S_A]

Johannes Potgieter & Hendrick Dumas charged with kidnapping, attempted murder, assault with intent to do grievous bodily harm & the unlawful pointing of a firearm at a 9-year-old BLACK GIRL, tied her to a tree & shooting at her.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

“Hey grok...”

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@Lebona_cabonena Harmless pranks are always Amazing 🤣🤣�

[Unp°pu|ar ○p¡n¡°n😏 @Iam_Grootman]

ele wena ka first day mosebetsing o deletile database ya company😩💔

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Just humans being bros

1.

[Certified Dropout Boy 🛌 @UJHumor]

🤣🤣🤣 Not even a reply, you just judge yourself after 3 months of waiting

[𝑷𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒐 𝒁𝒘 🇿🇼𓃵 @Pablozw1_]

The trainer has been trained 😆

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

Strongest man in the world 💪

[Bianca van Wyk @BiancavanWyk16]

“Genocide and Ethnic Cleansing of Afrikaners” in South Africa

Well if that is the human rights cause of “our” lifetime, let’s make sure that ALL white Afrikaner victims of “genocide and ethnic cleansing” count.

NB!! Seen as we can’t tell what language a person speaks just by looking at them, I will only list victims that have Afrikaans sounding names and victims that are white. Because of the scale of this “cause” it will be an ongoing project.

We will start with ongoing court cases, in no particular order:

Anton Bouwer allegedly murdered his elderly parents, Bettie (73) and Barry Bouwer (78). step-daughter, Natasha Bouwer (22), and domestic worker, Elizabeth Mahlangu (55) (I know Elizabeth won’t count in this ethnic cleansing cause but she matters to me) in January 2024. Bouwer shot his wife, Adelle, but she survived. He is also being investigated for the murder of his brother, Robbie Bouwer, in 2011.

* Robbie Bouwer’s name was circulated on a White Genocide list
previously - so don’t double count.

[Certified Dropout Boy 🛌 @UJHumor]

@_Hybreed_ Moving services. 063 563 2184 : Elpida Muvers

[Certified Dropout Boy 🛌 @UJHumor]

@TelkomZA I would like to escalate the following case number: 83230767, it's been over 6 days and still not resolved

[NandosSA @NandosSA]

Schools are closing soon!
When you take your Putjek emakhaya, make sure they come with full chickens and sides—because nobody’s impressed by just the school report!☝️

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

Bro to bro: learn a high paying digital skill. It will change your life.

[Noko Mashaba 🇿🇦 @NokoMashaba]

Re bookeng bana bešu😋, 1 day we’re gonna build our own Disneyland🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Certified Dropout Boy 🛌 @UJHumor]

@TelkomZA
I do not have network coverage for the past 3 hours, since 12pm, nobody is able to assist

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Eskom preparing for Loadshedding's return after elections

[laughter.mr @laughter_mr]

May we not marry women that will force us to bath before sleeping.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Innovation at its finest