Usman Khalid

#Khalifian😍. #CricketLover SKZMDC'21

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

Today met my friend with his new look of ganjjjj... I said aj tw bara stylish bna hoa ha.. he replied quickly ohh Jani bss aj Kal GANJOO py acha waqt chl raha tw mne Socha Mai bhi krwa loun shyd qismat badal jae.😛

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

@Emahlicious Exactly a dream place😢

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

A Friend to me " Suna kesi ja rahy uro"
Me " bhtreen alhamdulillah aj bhi aik patient ka BSO krayaa"
Friend "BSO Kya"
Me " Patient ka sb khch khtm kr dia ha Bhai (Bilateral Subcapsular Orchidectomy) 😅

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

Me to my roomie.... Jani chl aj "The legend of Maula Jutt" daikhny chlty..
Roomie.. Chad yra jitny hype uski create ho chuki ja k vi ticket koi nh milna. laptop khol The legend ko hatta k sirf Maula Jutt daikhty 😅.

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

First day in URO OT and they asked me to get wash up for kidney transplant.. so actually on the very first day I bypassed uro and directly entered it's supraspeciality "Kidney transplant"
#SatisfactionLevel😊

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

So 2day a Chinese came to uro OPD for circumcision..On asking by our PG why does he want circumcision..He replied his Pakistani classfellows motivated him to do so by saying it will be gud for his health and all activities..
#Level of Pakistani students' tableegh now a days😊😊

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

A patient of cholelithiasis to me in OPD "Dr sb ap log aik stone k lie poora pitta nikal dain gain tw ussy bnda tw khtm ho jae ga na"
Me " mjhy daikh lain Mera aik sal se pitaa nikla hoa ha r Mai apk samny betha houn"
That's how I convince my patients 😅

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

My Friend to me "Jani COVID hoa ha Halka sa fever 2 din raha bss r 7 din ka off mil gya department se"
Me "aa Jani phr tw gally mil r Meri bhi 7 chuttiyan yess kra😊😛 "

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

Aik zardari sb py bhari.. what the fuck is this Itna hi bhari hota tw Aik mard ka bacha paida krta Bilawal nh😏

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

New New Ho's us when find our classmates in hospital, first question is " Suna bro call tw NH lgy aj😅"

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

That's Geo news for u now a days 🙏🙏

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

Me and my friend were discussing " yr hmry housejob 10th June se start ho rahy tw 1st July ko apni pehly pay mil jae g na🤔"
That's how serious we are for housejob😊

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

Alhamdulillah passed final year 😊.. All bcz of my parents ' prayers and efforts behind me and result is
#Dr Usman Khalid Alhamdulillah 😊

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

#Loyality❤️
Pakistani girls😑

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

Me to my friend..
" Uniqueness is better than being perfect"
He replied 5th tk Unique Public School se prha ha na usy ka asar ha.
Mtlb bnda ab axhi bat krna hi chor dy.. jb hr bat mzak Mai leni hoti😢 😅

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

"Qarz utaro mulk sanwaro" se ly kr "kapry utaro mulk sanwaro" tk PmlN r Shahbaz Sharif ka safar 😅

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

Imagine how would they look like as husband and wife 😂

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

Mango's season is coming 😊😊.... Should have friends from Multan😝

[Usman Khalid @UK19986]

@i_pericarditis Oky jazakillah 👍