Billy Smith

[Clifton B @CliftonB]

Zynga just gave 100 people 2 hours to clear out their desks. But for $9.99, they can buy 2 more hours. And a scarecrow.

[Jarett Cale @jarettcale]

I don't get why there are different 'strokes' in Olympic swimming. Fastest is fastest. It's like having a 100m dash "hopping on one leg".