Dept.ofBullshit

Official feed for the UK Department of Bullshit.

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

"Theresa, we need a press report on Brexit negotiations"

Theresa: Leave this to me... https://t.co/0QQsnmbZwd

[PA Media @PA]

#Breaking Theresa May says "it can't be right for Big Ben to be silent for four years" after officials announce plans to silence its bongs

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

Two party politics doesn't exist anymore. Sorry.
#bbcqt

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

@piersmorgan Correlation doesn't equal causation in every scenario though Piers...

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

"Young people's vote is a potent force" -Patrick O'Flyne, UKIP MEP.

We're coming for you. #NDQT #Bullshitreport

[patrick @patbrickj]

From all Patricks out there: we sincerely apologise for Mr. O'Flynn, his painful smug looks and total 0 party MPs included. #ndqt

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

Greens agreeing with Labour over the matters of climate change. #NDQT

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

Interesting perspectives from all of the panel, all with agreeable points. #NDQT #Bullshitreport

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

Lewis accepts that anti semitism exists in the Labour Party. #NDQT

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

This speaks volumes. https://t.co/tB4GuL8DDu

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

This is what a supermarket without foreign-made products looks like.

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

Because the Christians have fucked up the Islamic lands? 🤔😂😂 https://t.co/iFFAwTrwQS

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

@GaryLineker Bag of Cheese and Onion crisps?

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

@JackReeveTNC Paul Jones; Paul Jones; Paul Jones; Paul Jones.. (you can see where this is going..) Oliveria

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

"Mr President, that's a mirror..."

#Bullshitreport #ImpeachTrump #cockwomble https://t.co/nMIK6oO7rc

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Heading back to Washington after working hard and watching some of the worst and most dishonest Fake News reporting I have ever seen!

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

The Department condemns this. That accolade is shared by #Trump and #JeremyHunt #Bullshitreport https://t.co/LfdurF8sVj

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm the all-time champion of fake news.

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

There's nothing more desperate and egotistical than liking your own tweets...#Bullshitreport #ImpeachTrump #FightSupremacy

[Natalie Bennett @natalieben]

And the UK is selling them arms to help them do it. Unconscionable. #humanrights https://t.co/OzRxm1nfXB

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

"Get me that big red button" https://t.co/u33zFDSMKS

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Important day spent at Camp David with our very talented Generals and military leaders. Many decisions made, including on Afghanistan.

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

The office can report that this has never happened to anyone. #bullshitreport #askjacob https://t.co/F0tJCoTPGe

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

WARNING WHITE HOUSE STAFF: Stay inside, lock the doors, tell your children you love them. The purge continues #SteveBannon

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

@Sethrogen We agree.

[Dept.ofBullshit @UKDeptBullshit]

@atxsteve17 @RogueCPI @KrisWilliams @FoxNews @Zac_Petkanas @POTUS I can confirm she was not, we take recruitment very seriously.