I’d be delighted to have just hit 200 followers, except I don’t like any of you. I don’t even like Twitter but I’m really lonely since my ex wife Sandra left me. I only get out of the bedsit on a Saturday when I’m on @BBCMOTD. Or to buy my halibut
@DoesntMark You told me that you and Sandra, and I quote, “quite liked a high quality jungle riddim during intercourse.” You said it’s one of the only things you like. You did.