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@DoesntMark what are your views on apps listening to your likes/dislikes and then spamming you with adverts Mark?

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@DoesntMark what are your views on the festive period Mark?

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@TheIrishKop @DoesntMark He played for Ireland obvs.

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@DoesntMark hello sailor

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@TessaChris2 @DoesntMark #wand

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

How did I do?

#RealChange #LabourManifesto

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@DoesntMark who is going to be the next spurs manager Mark?

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@MattSmythAudio @DoesntMark I don’t like questions

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I’d be delighted to have just hit 200 followers, except I don’t like any of you. I don’t even like Twitter but I’m really lonely since my ex wife Sandra left me. I only get out of the bedsit on a Saturday when I’m on @BBCMOTD. Or to buy my halibut

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@DoesntMark Did he make you have wobbly knees Mark?

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@DoesntMark are you a fan of grime music?

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@DoesntMark Order a new Sandra

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@DoesntMark There’s nothing to like about Alan Shearer

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@DoesntMark Alan shearer is a w**ker

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@DoesntMark There’s only so many Sandras Mark

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@DoesntMark Mark also loves U.K. Export Records

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@DoesntMark You told me that you and Sandra, and I quote, “quite liked a high quality jungle riddim during intercourse.” You said it’s one of the only things you like. You did.

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@DoesntMark @THEBLUU9 Me neither dearie... A better description of your good self Mark would be “dreary” imho brb omg

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@DoesntMark I don’t like Mark. I love him