The Secret Pollster

Disgruntled ex polling company employee. Firing truth bullets about the state of the UK polling industry. Don't get caught in the crossfire.

[The Secret Pollster @UKPollingLive]

No option for eating it?

[YouGov @YouGov]

What is your preferred way of consuming news?

Reading it: 42%
Watching it: 32%
Listening to it: 13%

https://t.co/TCD9GdwGpF

[The Secret Pollster @UKPollingLive]

@ABridgen Not a poll, no data, just sloppy vibes

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨BREAKING: GB Politics has released its second Makerfield by-election prediction

🌹 LAB: 38% (-2)
➡️ REF: 35% (+2)
🦁 RES: 19% (+2)
🔶 LDM: 3% (-1)
🌍 GRN: 2% (-1)
🌳 CON: 1% (-1)
☑️ OTH: 2% (+1)

Changes w/ 26 May

[The Secret Pollster @UKPollingLive]

@LondonReformist “Unweighted past vote” means the 2024 GE vote of the participants. It does not mean their by-election vote.

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@DPJHodges 🤨 https://t.co/Ue0Rn7f2YK

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@DPJHodges 🤨https://t.co/Ue0Rn7f2YK

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@Keir_Starmer Seriously? https://t.co/Ue0Rn7f2YK

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@SamCoatesSky @PME_Politics That’s not the result @SamCoatesSky you’re comparing a poll with a poll at this stage. Looks good so far though!

[The Secret Pollster @UKPollingLive]

@ZiaYusufUK 5 days ago, you accused Miliband of being a clown for being sceptical about the power demands of AI. Today you are tweeting about Deepseek which has a lower power demand. Who is the clown exactly?

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

🇺🇸 US: announces Stargate, a *$500 billion* Manhattan Project for AI in a race with China, while building unprecedented new energy capacity to power their new data centers.

🇬🇧 UK: Milliband’s right-hand clown Chris Stark says he is “unconvinced” by the power demand of AI, unilaterally disarming our country in the new era.

Reform will rapidly build unprecedented energy capacity in the UK, and make the UK an AI superpower.

The days of clowns running our country will soon be over. 🇬🇧

[The Secret Pollster @UKPollingLive]

@ShippersUnbound https://t.co/qJZUCS41pI

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@LordAshcroft @realDonaldTrump JD Vance “America’s Hitler” “unfit for our nation’s highest office” “I think he’s a fraud” “I don’t think he actually cares about folks.” “noxious and leading the working class to a very dark place.” “I find him reprehensible” “idiot” “A moral disaster”:
https://t.co/D9QCOKesUw

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@Daily_Record “Philip Schofield’s daughter, Molly Schofield, is also his agent. Molly works for the talent management agency YMU Group, which represents a range of high-profile clients, including her father”

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@Noahpinion @DAaronovitch Erm

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@LozzaFox @TRobinsonNewEra

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@sasquatch31 @matthewlesh So that was a full hour later.

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@matthewlesh If she made the name up, then that information was clearly false. Bernie’s problem is demonstrating she did not make the name up, there’s no evidence the name occurred prior to her tweet thus far.

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@Jackcantsleep1 He would agree

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@LozzaFox Good luck Lozza 🫡

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@theJeremyVine @JoeBiden Ok so this is a bad take.

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@TimesRadio @KateEMcCann @RepMTG @jo_crawford I think Marjorie believes the interviewer is from the New York Times. Perhaps the reporter’s accent was not clue enough…

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