Mr Grumpy

Englishman. Quietly watching my Country disappear up its own arse. I don't read dms.

[Mr Grumpy @UKShipEng]

@bsuzy02ndacnt @MrMagspie I don't think anyone would, bigot or not 😆

[Mr Grumpy @UKShipEng]

@Dina_Shakti I mean, pineapple on pizza is pushing it, but banana? Absolutely not 😆

[Mr Grumpy @UKShipEng]

😆

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

Nurse: last period?
Me: January 13, 2011
Nurse: …
Me: … if you look in my chart it says total hysterectomy. Everything came out. Everything.
Nurse: any chance you’re pregnant?
Me: if I am call the pope because Jesus 2.0 is coming soon..

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@SVPhillimore This ☝️

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@QcWynter I'm working nights on the Dover - Calais route for the next few weeks. Not many booze cruisers about tbh. Nothing like it used to be.

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@lyncey_gilbe Fair comment.

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@TateNews_ With what, every pack of Weetabix?

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@largacty4 It's not even her you dickhead.

[Mr Grumpy @UKShipEng]

Me too 😆

[Berk @trapdoor456]

Dunno about the dog, need one meself with the state of things in the UK! It's the only smile I'd have on my face lately! 🤦‍♂️🤣

[Mr Grumpy @UKShipEng]

The end is nigh for Siddiq.

[Rachel @RachelD1892]

A special court has ordered the issuing of a red notice through Interpol for the arrest of Labour MP and former minister Tulip Siddiq following an application filed by Anti-Corruption Commission.
She's still a Labour MP and the msm show no interest in the story.
Funny that.

[Mr Grumpy @UKShipEng]

@ojessie__ A Politician.

[Mr Grumpy @UKShipEng]

This 👇

[Knuffsed - Adam ❤️‍🔥💭 @knuffsed]

Dear @andyburnham

Last night's government alert has made people turn off their phone warnings

Emergency alerts are for immediate, severe national threats only

Misuse causes opt-outs

Poor counterproductive decision from a government already distrusted bc of its overreach

[Mr Grumpy @UKShipEng]

Hired with zero policing experience, into senior roles, purely to satisfy quotas. No one in my profession gets hired because of skin colour. You either have the qualifications and experience or you don't.

[Mr Grumpy @UKShipEng]

Frankly, I don't give a single shit about Jason Arday's skin colour. However, it seems a lot of people in academia did, more so than his qualifications or experience.
DEI crap is wrong on every level, the same as direct entry superintendents in the Police, /cont

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@PaganOrigin @DawnButlerBrent Well bloody said!

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@owenjonesjourno It was nothing to do with the media, you idiot.

[Mr Grumpy @UKShipEng]

@ehannah0 Yup. Me. I don't get any.

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Labour Councillor Victoria Joseph has been interviewed & cautioned by @EssexPolice for making death threats to a Reform Councillor.

The Basildon Women's Safety Vice-Chair is also in hot water for not paying her council tax, which had reached court.