GCHQ Surveillance

Nothing to see here, please move on. Apparently we need to say this is a parody account to put you off the scent, so - this is a parody account (honest).

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

We endorse this message! https://t.co/YmsaNArsub

[Gra.Ha.Me @thebanns]

@FA My application to replace Fat Sam, but remember, I don't get out of bed for less than £400k #fatsam #England

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

Tippex? https://t.co/ebF6TqFD5b

[Susan higginson @SusanZorroroyo]

Use a pen to vote,NOT A PENCIL,the cretins could change your vote. Vote leave, make British & buy British.

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

Vote, but remember, if we don't like what you put on the ballot paper, we'll rub it out and put our own cross on there! #UsePens

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

@ezpz_123 we've been following you for a while 😉

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

@ACBLive perhaps they are planning attacks on the kitchens of the free world? Take care @GordonRamsay @jamieoliver @DeliaOnline

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

@mpbishop sorry, we'll try and be more discrete in future 😁

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

Do people still do #ff Follow Friday? We follow people every day, not just Fridays.

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

@bcsacademy @jamesgrime @unisouthampton @IBM @Cambridge_Uni Real men all wear mauve shirts. FACT!

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

@anthonypkay @KathJenkins yeah, we recorded it (but then you knew we would) ;-)

[Dave Lee @davelee1968]

'Put on a proper suit, do up your tie and sing the national anthem'

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

@yesjosephclarke try your jacket pocket ;-)

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Ha! Like we care if it's illegal 😉 https://t.co/7fIxUBThdQ

[Tech Monitor @techmonitorai]

GCHQ hacking ruled not illegal. https://t.co/bShVe5s0Oq @UK_GCHQ #hacking

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Yeah ok, I'll download it on to my work laptop, what's the worst that can happen?

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@TheresaMay_MP @MrMalky consider it done.

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

Have a great Xmas from all of us at GCHQ

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Errrr, everyone!

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@davidicke Calm down, Dave

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@GeronimoCash if you believe that arguing about a joke on a parody account makes you a winner, congratulations.

[GCHQ Surveillance @UK_GCHQ]

@GeronimoCash save your trolling for those who deserve it. You might like to google "satire" when you get a spare minute as well.