𝑳𝑽𝑳. 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑩

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐎 / 𝐕𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐀𝐑 .

[𝑳𝑽𝑳. 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑩 @UMBREDICK]

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ㅤ͏͏͏𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝑫𝑶𝑬𝑺𝑵´𝑻
𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹

𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚, 𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩-𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚~

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[𝑳𝑽𝑳. 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑩 @UMBREDICK]

Lmao I was locked cause of my PFP and header

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ㅤ͏͏͏• • •

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[𝑳𝑽𝑳. 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑩 @UMBREDICK]

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Sounds like a him problem~

But since he hates it... Guess he'll just have to do it more ♡͏͏͏
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Of course he can't! That's what he signed up for, isn't it? Honestly it's surprising that he's only complaining about the musk.

I mean— how many times now has he mounted his face and used that 𝘾𝙐𝙈-𝙎𝙇𝙐𝙍𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙁𝘼𝙂 𝘾𝙐𝙉𝙏 he calls a mouth to relieve himself?
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[𝑳𝑽𝑳. 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑩 @UMBREDICK]

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ㅤ͏͏͏Sorry, was this the reader's pillow?͏͏͏

ㅤToo bad, he's humping it.

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And lastly, while I finish rushing through making this pinned

I'll try to match up with the detail of whoever I'm writing with

I'm pretty friendly, so come say hi!

And you can call me J~

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https://t.co/eUzwCo1xS7

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𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙆𝙎 / 𝙇𝙄𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙎

[𝑳𝑽𝑳. 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑩 @UMBREDICK]

𝙇𝙄𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙎. . .

None, obviously~

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𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙆𝙎 / 𝙇𝙄𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙎

[𝑳𝑽𝑳. 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑩 @UMBREDICK]

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙆𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙇𝙐𝘿𝙀. . .

Everything~
Not too picky about what I show on the TL too, sooooo good luck with that if you follow me.

[𝑳𝑽𝑳. 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑩 @UMBREDICK]

At the minimum, his dick will be 12 inches.

By default, it's 18.

And if you want more, just let me know~

(This is all for normal sized jasper btw)

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𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝘼𝙇 𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙎

[𝑳𝑽𝑳. 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑩 @UMBREDICK]

No ifs, ands, or buts about it!

He'll ALWAYS be sweaty, rock hard, and producing enough musk / body heat to let off steam~

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ㅤOh, and you can't do shit about it either, seeing as he's too high level for you~

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𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙊

[𝑳𝑽𝑳. 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑺𝑳𝑶𝑩 @UMBREDICK]

you with that 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐘, 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐘, 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐊-𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊 or begging you to plow his 𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐘, 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐒.

He stinks up the house regularly, he refuses to clean up after himself, and he's even loud when he's sleeping!