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this account is ran by craig from HR at umbrella. im suprised umbrella even has an HR

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@michaelthecat11 Hey craig from HR here. unlike trans people, sonic isnt fucking real. Also, if you want to hate. Dont use ai the ai clearly dosent even know how a noose works.
We are now releasing a few bioweapons onto your location, none of which like organic matter. Or eachother. Good luck.

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@payusrequiem Wassup

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@JakeLang Oh boo hoo people wearing costumes
There are about 28 nio weapons being sent to your exact location as we speak. None of them like organic matter. Good luck

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@sly_smicker Hes taken you sick bastards. And dead. Dont forget dead.

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@miawinters2017 Yo. If your husband dies, do not sue us,nse didnt intend for jack to adopt the bio weapon

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@eefanwinters Ok but like. He got Ao3

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@AWeskerOfficial Besides the door was wide open and im like 90% sure i saw chris' bootprint along with your sunglasses drawer open and empty

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@AWeskerOfficial You werent even in there, you were in africa

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@TheBertWesker Oh no i literally had no choice. Robert needed a file from your office, dintbworry i just grabbed it and left. I didnt snoop

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@TheBertWesker Ok so i went into your office and tell me why i find this photo. And why is it sticky

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@AdAstraTraveler I dont get paid enough for this. Do what you want. Just dont sue us when he turns into a monster and rips you limb from limb ok?

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@prAi4mysins Pardon

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@payusrequiem Wesker beat my ass

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@austinsatiablex

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And our country was founded by the same immigrants you ban

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AMERICANS LEFTISTS, COMMUNISTS “DEMOCRATS” DESERVE TO LIVE INTO A STINKY, FILTHY SEWER!
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Just gonna say it now. Trunp cant serve again. He wont. And thats not a threat. Its the constitution

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@KevinRandellEd3 For 2 years and poof hes gone

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@Jr_nyrican For 2 years. And poof. Hes gone. Cant change that