UMW Party Dude

Just a dude who loves to party in the UMW region.
'I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.'-CNJ

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

The party plan tonight is...
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El Bait Shop.
I know we've been there already, but it's a sweet hangout. #Abide2019

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

Whoo Hoooo! The #Abide2019 party just showed up at El Bait Shop! This place just went from a 4 to a 9 on the party scale! #ThisIsMyJam #Freebird!

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

Looks like El Bait Shop will be the big destination tonight, although the Brite After Hours is going on at Buzzard Billy's. #Abide2019

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

Sounds like the DOC party location for tonight is El Bait Shop on Market and 2nd. See you there! #Abide2019

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

@ZombieACampbell We're also always getting called out for noise pollution from our epic parties, man! #IowaRocksTheHouse #Abide2019

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

Raise yer hands in the air, ' cause we're in deep prayer! #Abide2019

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

Wait, is she staying canopies or canapes? #Abide2019 #horsdoeuvres

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

No better place to connect than at a party, y'all! #Abide2019 #WeGotWineToo

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

Impossible dream dude knows how to party, y'all! #Abide2019

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

Y'all gotta check out this sweet party happenin' in the DSM. Upper Midwest gonna rock the church! Whoooooooooooo! #Abide2019

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

@FccLufkin @RevJackKnox A mission trip to Africa? You gonna Bless the Rains there? #TotoRocksTheHouse

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

@FccLufkin @RevJackKnox Sounds like a party! WOOOOOOHOOOOO!

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

People see me moving in a way that reflects the love of God when I'm jamming to some righteous tunes at a ragin party. #MI2018 #HereIGoAgain

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

When flex meets flex... that's a flex-off. They can be pretty righteous as long as they don't get out of control. #MI2018 #NailingIt

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

Core meets core... that's a chest bump, right? #MI2018

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

I model parties after the table. They're open to all who wish to be a part, and the party doesn't belong to any one individual, but to all people. #MI2018

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

That was supposed to say 'part of my core' but it autocorrected to 'party' cuz that's my core, too. #MI2018 #PartyCore

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

I'm always flexing, too. Any time I see a mirror I start flexing. Sometimes people all me to stop, and I'm like "Hey, man, flexing is party of my core." #MI2018

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

I do have a PhD - a Party hard Degree! Rock on! Woohoo! #MI2018

[UMW Party Dude @UMWRegionRox]

I would never not party like it's 1999. #MI2018