Maddy

It’s Saturday

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Potato Scone Flavour Elf Bar™️ x

[Ciara Murphy @Ciara_murphyx]

A baby guinness is literally a dessert and i wont hear otherwise

[Maddy @UMaddyBro]

Goodnight to everyone except the lady who asked me at reception the direction to the restaurant, and then screamed aggressively in my face because she was 10 mins early and no one was there, hope it rained on your way home hehe

[Maddy @UMaddyBro]

Living on site at my new job has its benefits, a 23 second commute to the office being one of them

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[M O L L Y 🪩 @mollythompsonx_]

gorgeous gorgeous girls order milk replacement coffees but then also order Mac & Cheese

[Iado💃 @iado19]

‘I’ll just get petrol in the morning’ is the worst thing you can ever do to yourself

[Peter Cassidy @petercassidy20]

Greta in Govan @GretaThunberg

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Congratulations to everybody going out for two nights in a row rn. I was you once. Likely will never be you again. Wish u luck and peace though

[Stephen Buchanan @stephenbucomedy]

Why is crazy golf so horny nowadays

[Maddy @UMaddyBro]

@JCDBob Jacket, check

[Maddy @UMaddyBro]

Anyone ever visited somewhere within the Arctic circle and have any recommendations on what I should pack to go stay there ?!?

[Maddy @UMaddyBro]

@LucyAnnGray I don’t need nothing else 😂😂

[Maddy @UMaddyBro]

What drugs are they putting in those lidl ultimate chocolate brownies

[Maddy @UMaddyBro]

3 weeks into sober October and I’ve kinda forgotten what being drunk feels like, weird considering I’ve drank nearly every week since I turned 18..

[sophieee ⚡️ @sophiesimpsonn_]

Do u ever get so annoyed u were too hungover to finish a meal and now ur fine u really wanna finish that meal

[aidan @_aidanflynn]

this is actually how the first day of secondary school felt

[Maddy @UMaddyBro]

My cat was v excited about the pumpkins I stole from work for her #spooky

[Jonathan Trigell @jonnytrig]

Brexit was a bad idea, implemented badly,
by bad people,
in bad faith.