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UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
come on now, you know its true...got some momma jokes in here too...
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Joined July 2011
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UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
when your wedding colors were camoflage patterns
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
#ghettotranslations
" Its coo" - its not cool and ur in the red zone
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
#parentquotes
if somebody hits you, you better hit them back
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other
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UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
if u use ya blow dryer to dry ya clothes that u hand washed
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
if you have a hospital bed in your house
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
#GhettoGameShow
Survivor - South Central Edition
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
If you claiming other people's kid's income tax time
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
your facebook name is "shawdeebad qettinpaper" and your profile pic says "SWAG" everywhere
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
if you follow
@UMightBeGhetto
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
#auntieusedtosay
A Hard head makes a soft ass
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
You say aliens abducted you, but the Lord set you free.
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
if you have ever made toast in the broiler of your oven and you have a toaster
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
if you wear timberland work boots and you don't have a job
UMightBeGhetto
@UMightBeGhetto
over 12 years ago
if you share a bedroom with a sibling AND a cousin
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