UMightBeGhetto

come on now, you know its true...got some momma jokes in here too...
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when your wedding colors were camoflage patterns

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#ghettotranslations " Its coo" - its not cool and ur in the red zone

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#parentquotes if somebody hits you, you better hit them back

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Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other

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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

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if u use ya blow dryer to dry ya clothes that u hand washed

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if you have a hospital bed in your house

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#GhettoGameShow Survivor - South Central Edition

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If you claiming other people's kid's income tax time

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your facebook name is "shawdeebad qettinpaper" and your profile pic says "SWAG" everywhere

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if you follow @UMightBeGhetto

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#auntieusedtosay A Hard head makes a soft ass

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You say aliens abducted you, but the Lord set you free.

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Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller

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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.

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if you have ever made toast in the broiler of your oven and you have a toaster

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Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"

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if you wear timberland work boots and you don't have a job

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if you share a bedroom with a sibling AND a cousin