Anonymous Alcoholic

Start a comment with You might be an alcoholic if... and fill in the blank. Get it! Get it good!

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

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[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

Retweeted Kansas City Limits (@KCLimits):

@EliYoungBand @thejollyfox from the Live At The Jolly Fox album, here... http://t.co/slu3FCCbJO

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

Retweeted Kansas City Limits (@KCLimits):

@EliYoungBand @thejollyfox from the Live At The Jolly Fox album, here... http://t.co/bzziXW7K5i

[Kansas City Limits @KCLimits]

@EliYoungBand @thejollyfox from the Live At The Jolly Fox album, here is the Eli Young Band with "Show You How To Love Again"

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

@BrewNutMeg you're welcome...no, we just hope the best drinks and lives for our followers! But hopefully we can grab a drink together 1 day!

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

@BrewNutMeg you will! Great people like you always find it! #OneLove

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

@BrewNutMeg we hope you find it! You deserve it!

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

I'm hungover sweaty. You know where if you licked my arm you'd be legally intoxicated.

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

"Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text"

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

Retweeted My Drunk Story (@TheDrunkStory):

This vodka taste a lot like I'll be texting you later

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

This vodka taste a lot like I'll be texting you later

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

Retweeted My Drunk Story (@TheDrunkStory):

Got so drunk one time, tried to shoot my buddy with a hair dryer.... http://t.co/egucOsyVc4

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

Got so drunk one time, tried to shoot my buddy with a hair dryer. Even made gun noises and all and got upset when he didn't die- FL

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

Wha what?!?

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

@UMiteBAnAlchyIf you drink so much you forgotten you watched the Stanley cup game... Yesterday.

[Anonymous Alcoholic @UMiteBAnAlchyIf]

You might be an alcoholic if...your mad cause your food taste so good, it stops you from drinking. #thestruggleisreal

[SHSU ΘΧ @SHSU_ThetaChi]

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[SHSU ΘΧ @SHSU_ThetaChi]

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[Humphrey's @Welovehumps]

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[Kats for CASA @KatsForCASA]

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