𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ

⠀⠀⠀⠀`⠀who’s been here

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

‍

➥ THREADS ‍ .ᐟ

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

` GUESS WHO WILL BE PULLING ALL THE STRINGS .ᐣ.ᐟ

[━ 𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑯 𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑳𝑨𝑴𝑴𝑬𝑹.ᐟ❦ @BOUNDTOCARDS]

it was not your fault, but mine.
and it was your heart on the line.
i really fucked it up this time,
didn't i my dear. . ?

{♥️ + ↻?}

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀what’s all this talk about me supposedly being a circus .ᐣ

ᅠ

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀it suits you rather perfectly .ᐟ

ᅠ

[— 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 𖤐 @RULERSWATCH]

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ᅠ𝖙rying out this new game that charlie recommended! what do we think of my house ? :)
ᅠ

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀( out of nowhere, he gets the urge to bite someone. the next person he sees may or may not come out with a few bite marks. )

ᅠ

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

// i am so unbelievably tired
apologies, going to sleep

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀i am already aware that the concept of ‘redemption’ in of itself is highly improbable — i merely stick around for my own entertainment .ᐟ

⠀⠀but i am sure that the director would be displeased with me if i were to share private information .ᐟ

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[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

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Hmmm .ᐣ
too afraid to admit that hotel is no use .ᐣ⠀⠀

⠀

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

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⠀
⠀⠀i highly doubt that to be necessary .ᐟ 😁

ᅠ

[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

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⠀Oh yeah .ᐣ name one of those sinners my deer alastor⠀

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[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

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⠀
⠀⠀as you wish, /dearest vox/.

⠀⠀( speaking in an acidic tone. )

⠀⠀repairs and renovations have occurred, and, surprisingly, a choice few desperate sinners have stopped by .ᐟ nothing for /you/ to be concerned about, of course .ᐟ

ᅠ

[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

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⠀⠀
⠀⠀Yeaaah. tell me more if you'd like to my deer

⠀

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

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⠀⠀/quite/ excellently, thank-you-for-asking .ᐟ

⠀⠀( he’s hesitant to share much information at all with vox — clearly, he can’t trust the other. )

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[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

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⠀⠀—Yeah yeah whatever
so hows that tacky hotel doing

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[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀( intently ‘listening’ — in reality, he’s just pretending to listen. he couldn’t care less of what vox has to say — especially when it comes to this topic. )

⠀⠀are you done now .ᐣ i’m growing /quite/ tired of listening to you endlessly rant .ᐟ

ᅠ

[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

⠀

⠀WELL

( vox started to yap about how the modern phones are better then the old ones )⠀

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[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀why would anybody need phones for anything other than as a means for communication .ᐣ

⠀⠀( tilting his head. a little too quick — a snapping noise can be heard. )

ᅠ

[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

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⠀New phones are more accesible and more likable
and plus, phones have more features then your old janky ones,⠀

⠀

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀i don’t have the necessity for any of your expensive, fragile ‘products’ .ᐟ landlines function arguably better, and are /far/ more resilient than your pathetic excuses for ‘phones’ .ᐟ

ᅠ

[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

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⠀Who brings around a phone that's wired to somewhere .ᐣ.ᐣ⠀
( vox would . . . just to taunt alastor )
⠀
we have newer ones which can be easily carried Alastor.⠀

⠀

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀the over all appeal of older technology far outweighs those tacky, less useful newer devices you currently sell .ᐟ

⠀⠀what use would i even /have/ for those useless gadgets .ᐣ clearly, the older models are far superior .ᐟ

ᅠ

[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

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⠀⠀what's so sophisticated about these simple technology, my deer.

you don't also even have any modern technology
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[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀ah, of course .ᐟ if only you had stuck with the old, far more sophisticated technology .ᐟ gazing upon that new venture of yours was more devastating than the great depression .ᐟ

⠀⠀( going on and ON. seriously, does this guy ever shut up .ᐣ )

ᅠ

[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

⠀
⠀⠀
⠀Well, my deer.
as someone who can move forward -unlike you-
these were before the technology has been changed
i got many spares ones.

⠀

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀i don’t even know why i /bother/ sometimes .ᐟ

⠀⠀( cue the dramatic sigh. )

⠀⠀say, you do own an awful lot of old-fashioned phones, for someone who is adamant on ‘innovation’ .ᐟ …. something about you not being ‘stuck-in-the-past’ .ᐣ

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[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

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[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

⠀
⠀
⠀⠀( bliinking. glancing over at the phone producing the noise, && calmly walking towards it. )

⠀⠀i would /prefer/ not to .ᐟ

⠀ ( hanging up the phone. he’s not /quite/ willing to break it yet,, despite his words. )

ᅠ

[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

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☎️ Can't deal with your "Old pal"
my deer .ᐣ⠀⠀

⠀

[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

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⠀
⠀⠀i believe you’re misunderstanding, vox .ᐟ old-fashioned phones are /dear/ to me, i just would rather destroy each and every one of them within a five mile radius than have to put up with you more than i already do .ᐟ

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[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

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⠀Alastor hating on old phones .ᐣ.ᐣ

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[𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑 .ᐟ @UNCLIPMYWINGS]

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⠀
⠀⠀in that case, i will simply destroy each and every landline on hazbin hotel premises .ᐟ 😁

ᅠ

[𝕍𝟘𝕏TECH @V0XTECH666]

⠀

⠀I'll get myself an old house phone just to call you ⠀

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[𝐿𝓊𝓉𝑒 @D4NG3RT1T5]

“They are not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation.”

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