UNC Stoner

Burning everyday in the best college town in the US.

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THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF SNOW I HAD IN MIND FOR THE DOOK GAME

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#cocainelacedinmarijuana

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If it weren't for study drugs, I wouldn't study at all.

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If you can't give good dap, don't expect to get smoked out.

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#wakeandcake

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Challenge accepted. “@FactBoook: You’d have to consume 1500 pounds of marijuana within 15 minutes to overdose.”

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Notice all the places that are happiest in America smoke weed http://t.co/Ofg2LaX7D2

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If you aren't smoking and watching shark week, you need to reassess your life.

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On Saturdays as slow as these at bars, it's all about rooftop burning

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Burning the midnight hash oil

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"When you smoke you sit down, meditate, and be someone. Rum teach you to be a drunkard, and herb teach you to be someone." - Bob Marley

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It's 4:20 somewhere

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Super Bowls Sunday.

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If I can't laugh at a comedy when I'm stoned, then it is a horrible movie

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@HarryRamstein does your life seriously revolve around trying to make a school look bad? Pretty pathetic but to each his own

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@HarryRamstein So you decided to go with the whambulance comeback? You should get off twitter - crayons better fit someone of your intellect

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"Tune into TBS for four full hours of the Big Bang Theory tomorrow at 7". What the hell do I watch on TV for high entertainment now?

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@HarryRamstein ya I sure got schooled I guess you missed all the replies that @jacob_uk couldn't answer. But that's a uk education for you

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rt if mozzarella sticks have impacted your life in a positive way

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@Jacob_UK I heard they had to build Rupp arena so large that they could collectively (that means together) get one full set of teeth