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Those grates look like they'd do a decent job getting your meat up to temp, but I'm not sure they'd properly finish. 🤷

[Kimberly Eck @BeautyBabesBall]

Is there any other way to grill? We are already loving our JASA auction purchase🌭💙🐰💛🏈👶🏼👦🏼👦🏼👦🏼👦🏼🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏻‍♂️
#gojacks #1stgrilloftheyear #footballfamily #footballwife #coachswife #grilling #summer2021 #bringtheblue #summertime @Coach_Eck

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@DakotaRock @NotMattEntz Which campus?

Never mind. The answer is yes.

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@ndsujerk @BLeCompteIV

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#SwipeRight

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Step 1: Build time machine and set it for “Houston, 1978.”

Step 2: Overpower the driver and get that kid out of the way.

Step 3: Gun this bitch for the nearest Astrodome exit.

[BamaHammer @Bama_Hammer]

The next head coach for Auburn is:

Wrong answers only.

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@TheRevSFA @Jaguars @bubbaschweigert @UNDfootball

Diamond in the Rough? 🤔

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#FlagshitU

[Trafik Jamz @trafikjamz]

Dear @SamsungMobileUS @SamsungMobile I #HATE my #Note20Ultra5G with every fabric of my being. This isn't a flagship phone it's a #FlagShit phone. I want my money back. This phone is terrible.

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#UNDproud

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😍😍😍😍😍

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Our great nation was stronger when we still embraced the greatness of bullpen carts.

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@SchlossmanGF You tell 'em Schlossy.

I mean, @UNDfootball has absolutely no problem scheduling games for crying out loud. Why do you think that is? 🤔

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@SchlossmanGF You tell 'em Schlossy.

I mean, @UNDfootball has absolutely no problem scheduling games for crying out loud. Why do you think that is? 🤔

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What am I, chopped liver?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am sending $15M from @USDOT to beautiful North Dakota! This federal funding will support bus service for people from Bismarck to Grand Forks and several other areas statewide. Congratulations!

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Nice research, clown. 🤔

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@Drunkythemascot Relax. Washington will still get to sell merchandise with the old logo and nickname out of the "Redskin Shop". You know, as a legacy collection or something like that.

I wonder if they get to use taxpayer money to sue the NFL. Maybe have a congressman go threaten the league? 🤔

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@Drunkythemascot
This is #ImportantForSports

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

They name teams out of STRENGTH, not weakness, but now the Washington Redskins & Cleveland Indians, two fabled sports franchises, look like they are going to be changing their names in order to be politically correct. Indians, like Elizabeth Warren, must be very angry right now!

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@BigSkyPodcasts @FCS_Fans_Nation @EWUAthletics So you'd take @UNDfootball back?

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Bubba ate at Red Pepper

[status annoyicus @medburnbook]

give me a horror story from your specialty in five words or less

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@NotMattEntz @GoJacksFB