Jackson McMahon

Almost got on teen jeopardy

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Found a vid of what I assume is an albino gorilla

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Musicians: QT this with a video of a performance or track of yours. Show us what you got!

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@FreilerDave @mattdavid1035 @JoshPateCFB Last time I went to a Penn State football game as a visitor, I was in middle school. A bunch of your students thought it would be funny to shellack my dad and I with fully-loaded hot dogs from point blank range. Please allow me to bask more in your Pennsyltuckian altruism

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@frankse44617564 @tnoieNDI @NDmbb Might want to check their schedule

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@BGInews @ByKyleKelly @mattfreeman05_ reported that he wouldn’t be playing lacrosse THIS spring, not that he’s moving on from the sport altogether. Is there a hard confirmation that he’s decided against playing lax in ‘27, after his football eligibility runs out? I. e. any chance he makes an NFL team?

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@ENayo5 @PardonMyTake So you think that ND should have won the natty in 1993 since they beat Florida State and only lost to the #13 team?

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@sean_rielley @Brady_Quinn Thank you. It’s been infuriating to see everyone ignore an incredibly prominent prior example of head-to-head not mattering if one team had a worse loss (and that team was actually ranked). Logic magically got inverted from ‘93 to now…

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@RiseNDraft Need to change 2027 class to 2026 in here

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@HoveyBenjamin

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@jakeandamir @blumenfeld Didn’t have to. Tinder.

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@PremierLacrosse 🔥

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@PremierLacrosse @rsgarnz50 @dmolls4 @ChefBoy_RD_ @Michaelsowers22 🔥

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@CL_Green34 @JazzDelusional @BlakDonDraper @KevinOConnorNBA Some Kobe guy won it as a rookie

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dEfEnSe iS pArT oF tHe GaMe tOo

Ohhhhhhhhhh right. That’s why the defending team wins if they get a stop on the first possession of OT in an NFL game

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@ayosaba @metoothankx @buckerony @seanfoulsean @RedditCFB This is entirely on the NFL and 0% on the Chiefs. Anyone claiming otherwise is wrong. On the same note, any Chiefs fans (not you, but I’ve seen some) acting like this makes up for a past OT injustice is kidding themselves for the simple reason that two wrongs don’t make a right.

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@hen_ease Ten seconds

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Bills shouldn’t have let the Chiefs go 45 yards in 13 seconds, it’s their own fault

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@metoothankx @buckerony @seanfoulsean @RedditCFB 10 seconds. No excuse. Both have nothing to do with the OT rules being blatantly unfair

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@MidwestDrummer @RedditCFB Is it actually strange to you that a college football account would prefer the college football OT rules to the NFL’s blatantly unfair version?

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@NicolasHenkel 6 man is basically the same thing both in terms of hardness and lyrical theme just with less redundancy

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It’s really unfair to women that GPS technology is slowly rendering the old “men refuse to ask for directions” joke obsolete, yet men can still just be like “I hate my wife!!!!” and the crowd goes wild