Duston Schulte

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

Well at least I don't feel bad about going to bed early and missing the rest of this game. Thanks a lot #mnwild. Come to play next time

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

There's nothing more manly than two dudes belting out Blank Space by T Swift together in the the car @Rdumm5

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

"They're open until close!" - @carlypluskwik. Thanks Carl, I would have never guessed...

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

When your company pays for cab rides and your cab driver tells you to put what ever you want for the total, that's the real American dream

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

@mlgeiger haha that's hilarious!

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

From being in Montana I have realized that the citizens there are the sole purpose Subaru is in business

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

All these people getting engaged and I'm over here not being able to decide what I want for lunch. Or even if I want lunch.

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

My grandma just told me to pick up glazed donuts while I was at my dentist appointment... What?

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

@HaglesBagles this was completely taken out of context. Already using your law skills I see

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

About to go into the Grand Rapids Target. Let's see how many people I will awkwardly run into that I know

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

Just got 2 things out of the vending machine when I only payed for 1. I think my life is finally heading in the right direction #blessed

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

My dad always knows what to say to get me out of a bad mood and feel better about my life. Couldn't have called at a better time #thankspaps

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

@EyeSacDoll @UNDuston teachers just have no balls these days

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

I don't think I've ever coasted into a weekend this hard in my life #TGIF

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

Losing by a combined 4.2 points in fantasy football the first two weeks really grinds my gears

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

So I just asked for a six pack of beer at the golf course and the lady gave me a pizza How do you screw that up? #confused @Mickey_Mendoza1

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It’s that time of the week again! #TshirtTuesday meow, you know the drill!

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

I really think I need to start using my hands to catch me when I fall

[Duston Schulte @UNDuston]

Lady at work told me she just found out eggs had expiration dates # gross