UNHumanRightsCouncil

Twitter account of the Deputy to the Deputy who is Deputy to Assistant to the Primary Speechwriter to the United Nations Special Rapporteur Richard Falk(parody)

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@theadamsegal shocking. Just shocking. We really must work out what to do with these people. Some sort of solution. Maybe a final one.

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@theadamsegal wait, what? We know the Jews control the banks, media, governments, global trade and every thing else. But rights? Wow!

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Yes we have taken a few days off but you would have an extended holiday too if you had to spends minutes a day examining human rights

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@theadamsegal our definition of human rights is the same that has existed for hundreds of years: ‘everyone has rights but the Jews’

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@IMENSCHE @SussexFriends @UN @UNHRC well #Israel & red velvet cupcakes. They’re my favourite. But in terms of #HumanRights abuses? No

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@jethrosteve @WillemHechter but so oft confused for the real UN!

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@WillemHechter @jethrosteve well it’s either this or a How I Met Your Mother marathon.

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@shrewdsnake2 cause we’re bored.

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Holy crap. Anyone else see what’s happening with Russia and #Ukraine? This is getting exciting. Still. Our eye is firmly fixed on Israel.

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Yes we have received @amnesty international’s report on Israel and have opened over a dozen different investigations into it.

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Ugh. I’m losing the tan that I got in the Bahamas :-( We had to spent a lot of time there. Needed to investigate the beaches and bars!

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@NotAntiSemitic @UNWatch pffff! Admit it. You missed us!

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@crab_ra wouldn’t be surprised if he turns up as the next head of the UNHRC ;)

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There’s no Palestinian problem too small for us to fix. Anyone else’s? You better believe we don’t have time.

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@crab_ra on a personal note: our hearts are with those in Kiev. Glad to see your now ex-President on the run.

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@NotAntiSemitic @UNWatch we have a pretty standard membership policy. We accept cash, petro-dollars or blood diamonds.

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@Crissy0180 @AmnestyOnline Sorry. We’re too hungover to deal with people dying. Please leave your name and country after the beep. *BEEEEEP*

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@crab_ra unfortunately if what we tweet is taken seriously (and it is) that says more about UNHRC than anything else!

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@TheBrolli @WilliamsJon no. We won’t.

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@crab_ra @UN don’t worry. We’re pretty much a joke regardless.