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@Phantom_TheGame They bleu renaming the exception

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@Capitals @ovi8 should not play on the top line. @ovi8 should not take the entire 2 minutes on the PP, let alone be on the top unit. @ovi8 should not take shootouts.

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@Capitals It's time for Ovechkin to not play on the first line. It's time for him not to take up all the power play. It's time for him to not waste a shootout opportunity. With all the struggles and changes attempted, it's time to try something that actually would have impact.

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@waze Your Android Auto updates are great, however, if I say "Take me to [store] in [town]," it will take me to the store, but to the closest one, and not the one specified.

Also, it would be great if one could view the route plan on Android Auto, which can be done on the phone.

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@chevrolet @GM Using clips instead of screws for air filters (engine + cabin) would be so much nicer.

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@Safeway The store on Nutley Street in Fairfax, VA is overbaking the croissants. What used to be fantastic are now crispy and dry. Please get that fixed.

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@Verizon @verizonfios Fios TV Broadcast Fee went up from $6.49 to $11.49. Crazy. Unfair. Not nice!

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@EpicGames new captcha sucks. Lemon on a tree? Squirrel eating a nut? Not sure if they're doing that or adjacent. Simplify!!!

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@McDonalds Dear Ronald, the only way I knew the shake I got was chocolate was because I ordered chocolate. Tasteless.

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Dear @Famous_Daves, your website is terribly slow. You are losing business. Sincerely, unhuman

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Dear @Wendys, Please change the cheese sauce for an actual slice of cheese in your breakfast sandwiches. Way too messy, esp on the go. Back to arches until this changes.

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@TJoesOfficial @TraderJoesRants Fairfax store - no mask policy? Seriously? 95% of your customers are wearing them and you can't have your staff? Know your customer base.

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Thanks @zennioptical for the fantastic customer service. Incorrect prescription from eye doctor was no problem, you accepted the return and replaced very quickly. The new glasses are so great! Thanks!

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Dear @Klondikebar Boston Cream donuts do not have holes. Nice/sneaky way to give less product. They are delicious, though.

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@oneplus the red 1 digit is absolutely stupid and annoying

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@Stitcher Holy cow what a mess. Lost everything, then you seemed to revert... And trying again??? Still busted.

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@eBay No more bucks takes away incentives to use eBay vs. Amazon. Big mistake.

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@GreatAmerRest would be nice if you didn't charge for Ozzie rolls for takeout... there complimentary in restaurant...

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Fuck you @DoorDash some idiot used my email address on their account... And you guys won't do shit.

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@Wendys this friendship is over. Why would you make me go inside to pick up a mobile order?