Certified Bloke

it’s pronounced “You envy a V8”. | car enthusiast | Mathematician | Model | love all skin colours | Views expressed are my own

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@JackiePhamotse @MaselelaPrince Everyone who’s been to Woolies since last week Thursday has seen the massive 30% off. Clearly you’re not one of those people since you’re still under house arrest.

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@AdvoBarryRoux Maybe a street fight instead cause MMA has a lot of rules.

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@EmmiieTLO @RefilweMoromane This is a tricky one, since not all women experience period pains and not all women’s cycles are consistent

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@eNCA @Vhoyde I just love it when women realize they can lie about being abused. Mel is accusing Sli of abuse & being terrible towards her. Hope this shows how manipulative some women can be

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@msiziworld Normalise leaving her alone at the club, she’s an adult. Stop trying to play “hero”. Imagine she wakes up & accuses you of 🍇 cause she doesn’t remember. A woman who isn’t in her right mind must be left alone

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@_Tshego012 Rolls Royce’s are almost always 1 of 1 if bought new from them cause they always customize, it’s part of their offering. A Yatch easily gets to 600mil rand and that’s excluding import costs.

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@UminathiZulu @yourreallysoft Then men must also be nosey enough to follow women without it being an issue 😂

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@JosiahThobejane No more spirited driving for you lot.

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@JHBWater @TheAfiFactor You guys should’ve communicated this instead of waiting for over 7+ hours

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@Opulence_123 @AdvoBarryRoux Dr’s have red lights. Don’t lie please.

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@PeterShababyy @TumiTheTruth ⚙️ iykyk

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@bonkers_bee If you’re doing it for other people then yes, cut down. If it’s for you, keep going.

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@mabetie9405 That’s a nice looking AMG there.

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@NiphoMrG @_shwabade_ 😂😂😂😂

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@Puse_letsoooo @_BafanaMthembu The victim sadly isn’t always the accuser, sometimes it’s the accused🙂

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@Ontlathato @_BafanaMthembu @Zanele_09 Based on his tweet, he’s saying you’re likely to believe someone you know over a stranger, so the answer is in his tweet. So the accused’s family will believe him if he denies the allegations, the victim’s family will believe the victim.

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@mash_pn @lynie_mkp All the more reason to make sure we have the facts & evidence instead of being guided by emotions.

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@zan_diva 95 + 93 will give you 188 octane, more powerful leading to better engine performance and life👀

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@kuttloanoo Logically If you withdraw consent then cut the scene, consent can’t be withdrawn in your mind alone, these things are communicated, there are contracts. Work isn’t about emotion, if you don’t like the job you find a way to communicate or you quit.

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@PGM_RadiantGrow @EversonLuhanga @SAPoliceService @mfanelodm Grape isn’t about arousal, it’s about consent.