I ❤️ LOWBALLING

IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES, I WAS A MONKEY

[I ❤️ LOWBALLING @UPDOG420]

If I got rejected on shark tank I would shoot myslef on live television

[@buzzfeedjenny.bsky.social @buzzfeedjenny]

70 calories for that huge of a scoop oh your stomach is gonna sound like sneakers in a dryer

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

You want me to be your girlfriend until | tap my pistol on your windshield

[xtine 🚮 @xtinee]

So true

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Insane that this is the main image Apple is using to show off the new AI Siri

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

shame is a prison with unlocked doors and no guards btw

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

“I don’t trust the final result unless it’s exactly what I want” is the perfect representation of what the Republican Party has become

[ziam ❤️‍🔥 (gay sexianna) @ziam0d]

do you prefer gracie abrams with or without an ancient curse that possesses her spirit with all her ancestors' pain and suffering?

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

They hate Mexicans and abortions and trans people but will use Mexican stem cells to alter god’s will for their bodies

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Why the fuck I gotta pay for some shit I’m not using??

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Israel has not respected the ceasefire in Gaza or Lebanon for 24 straight hours ever

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[nia @only_shans_]

this is not a joke, if you have ADHD and you don't take your medications you are at a 9% higher risk of dementia and late stage cognitive decline

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[David Giglio @DavidGiglioCA]

AIPAC speaks for the Pentagon now.

MAGA!

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

He’s so me

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

86% of Americans want this. But Republicans block it every single time.