America’s Paperboy

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@Alkd777 @WallStreetApes Drama queen? If that’s what you call drama, then you definitely need to go touch some grass.

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@DakAttack1776 @WallStreetApes Of course you’re a godless parasite who thinks it’s acceptable to wish death upon strangers.

My life is great and privileged. Nothing you say can negate the Lord’s protection over it.

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@Alkd777 @WallStreetApes Oh nooo, breaking the law for driving above the speed limit, the world is over 😱😫😞… it’s not that deep dude.

And it’s not being triggered, it’s giving a poser the opposite reaction he was expecting while getting a modest adrenaline rush lol.

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@AdemLuz You live in NYC! 😂

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@Alkd777 @WallStreetApes Imagine being triggered by someone going 100+ mph..
I’m glad I’m not a slow driving pu$$y like you 🤣

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@DakAttack1776 @WallStreetApes Dude are you blind?! Last time I checked, you replied to my post about how I’d react, therefore, I can mold the scenario to a situation where the conditions are appropriate for me to do it!

Please never insult anyone’s intelligence again, you triggered slow driving COWARD.

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@Alkd777 @WallStreetApes Lmaooo alright bud, if you say so 😂

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@MmisterNobody Awesome! Now I won’t feel bad when their revenue gets nuked because of ever increasing theft.

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@cukashawty @DakAttack1776 @WallStreetApes LOL 😂

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@Alkd777 @WallStreetApes The chances that a real one is close enough to clock me at that speed without me seeing them would be extremely slim. And imagine being a grown man who’s afraid of a speeding ticket… grow some balls dude 🤡

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@DakAttack1776 @WallStreetApes Not everyone is a dog sh💩t driver like you.
100 mph in a performance car on a clear road isn’t even that fast or dangerous, you bumbling idiot.

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@DudespostingWs No way the average cow produces all that meat 😧

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@TheChiefNerd Even a blind man saw this mass exodus coming. Nobody who values their hard earned wealth or income is going to continue living in NYC while Mamdani is mayor.

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@sxyy_emmaaax AI slop

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@ImMeme0 She definitely must have been watching the video, because all she had to say was that she doesn’t have YouTube Premium 😂

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@gloccnem Definitely not from me buying their overrated food 😂

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@CollinRugg It kind of is the bartender’s fault because they’re trained to recognize when you shouldn’t be served anymore, but despite that, I don’t think she should receive $300K for being a sloppy drunkard.

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@KryptoGhost2 @ellobosalvaje I said the same thing! 🤣 No one in real life would give this ridiculous take on another man’s situation.

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@Polymarket Finally Trump is giving me something I voted for!! 🥳😈