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Happy, positive, all around good guy. America.

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Joy to the World? Nah, how about JOY TO THE ENTIRE FRICKEN EARTH!? Please favorite.

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I'm a loser and a pussy? Really Dad? Well at least I had a SMILE on my face before you made me sad as shit. #JOYALWAYS #NEVERUNHAPPY

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re: last tweet. Please retweet and don't FAVORITE. Favoriting doesnt move the needle and makes me feel like shit. thx. Plz RT (not fav.)

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Don't Worry Be Crappy? More like DONT WORRY BE HAPPY! Why be sad when you can be glad? Why be Glum when we can be CHUM? Plz RT (not fav.)

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Joy to the World? Nah. JOY TO THE WHOLE PLANET! Why put shackles on your SMILE?! #WhyPutShacklesOnYourSmile?

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The Price is Right? Nah, the PRICE IS RICE! Go far in a brand new car Courtesy of Barb the fricken BOCKER. #NoHashTagNecessary #JOY

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My favorite football players are Ray RICE, Jerry RICE, and JOY MONTANA! RT if you DISAGREE.

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@AmieIsbister - RETWEETED FOR STYLE AND SUBSTANCE! YOU MY FRIEND, ARE RICE!

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Have your dinner tonight with a side of RICE! Read my tweets instead of eating vegetables and I guarantee you'll lose WEIGHT AND HATE.

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America? Nah! JOY-MERICA. If you live in NYC or the UNITED.S.A. You are a JOY AMERICAN TODAY. Your taxes? Yeah! It's a fucking SMILE. #payup

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Nice guys finish last? NAH! RICE GUYS FINISH FIRST. And guess what: THEY DO. $JOY

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LOL? YEAH? You like Laughing!? WELL HOW ABOUT YOU TRANSFER THAT ENERGY INTO SMILING! It takes 4,000 muscles to LAUGH but only ONE TO SMILE!

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Is it just me, or do Spanish twitters make NO SENSE. You know why? Because they don't speak the universal language: JOY!!!

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Let yourself get sad today and today only! CRY LIKE SHIT FOR AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON. I KNOW I WILL! (lets get #joy trending y'all!)

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Beginners luck? Nah! Beginners SUCK! Don't try something new unless you're good already! OH YEAH: AND SMILE WILL YA!?!?

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@jakehurwitz -- Happy BIRTHDAY? Nah. HAPPY JOY-DAY! How's this for a gift: SMILE!!!!!!

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Sugar and spice and everything RICE! If #RICE GETS TRENDING IN AMERICA EVERYBODY HAS TO SMILE FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT! PLZ RT! #ImDepressed

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USA RICE?! Nah. USA NICE. As in... BE NICE! Your uplifting photo of the day is ATTACHED AS A FRICKEN LINK.

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A marathon is 26.2 miles but LIFE is 26.2 SMILES. WHY RUN WHEN YOU HAVE JOY!? JOY is healthier, smarter, AND BETTER FOR YOUR JOINTS! #RICE

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@MexicoRice - INTERNATIONAL JOY.