US Space Force

I’m the best at space.

[US Space Force @USASpaceForce_]

In space, no one can hear unconstitutionally caged immigrant children scream.

[US Space Force @USASpaceForce_]

Remember when Thanos came to Earth IRL? No? That’s right, you don’t.

You’re fuckin welcome.

[US Space Force @USASpaceForce_]

Lol y’all really think the Jeff Bezos that went up to space is the same one that came back down? Lmao ok fam

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Trump can finally GTFO back to his homeworld now and take Ivanka with him.

[US Space Force @USASpaceForce_]

So we Guardians now, when do I get my Ghost? I main Titan.

[US Space Force @USASpaceForce_]

@wittbaseball @USArmy @USNavy @USMC @usairforce @USCG Just on earth tho. Venus be poppin with way better countries.🤷🏽

[US Space Force @USASpaceForce_]

@JustinMcElroy Give them back to us, we forgot all our uniforms in a laundromat on Pluto and we don’t have a budget anymore.

[US Space Force @USASpaceForce_]

Oh shit we got the studio shot out by agent orange

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I don’t make the space rules...

[US Space Force @USASpaceForce_]

@airpowerassn @starburstaero @RoyalAirForce @DefenceHQ @dstlmod Oh fuck that’s soon

[US Space Force @USASpaceForce_]

Goldar’s proposal to Lord Zedd was probably in my top 5 favorite episodes.

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HHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHABAHABHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CBR @CBR]

US Military Could Lose Space Force Trademark to Netflix Series https://t.co/A8MH9odUy9

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@rejectedjokes @benandjerrys @realspaceforce @netflix Flavor blasted with moon rocks I hope.

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@newspacenm @AFResearchLab @DIU_x I like to imagine the cameras that weren’t on were space aliens.

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Real talk tho who tryna come to Space New Mexico with us?

[NewSpace Nexus @newspace_nexus]

Another great NewSpace New Mexico T5, even though virtual! Thanks to US Space Force, Defense Innovation Unit, and Air Force Research Laboratory presenters on the State of the Space Industrial Base! #newspacenewmexico #newspace #space #newmexicospace #community

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FR underappreciated tweet of the year right here you kno how hard it was to pose with this big dinosaur dude hoggin all the good good?

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Ayyy about to get space blitzed with this chill AF alien dude I found on Manafort’s space station 🤫🤫🤤

[Fyre Festival @FyreFystival]

Fyre Festival 2099 right here

[US Space Force @USASpaceForce_]

NGL tho we got bitchy giant beetles that throw hands. No social distancing at least!

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Sick of the #Quarantine? Yo come to space we don’t have the virus up here