ryan

my love is bigger than your love

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@tedcruz Why does your face look like a penis?

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

I love being a Chinese spy and would love to continue being one. Please reconsider @ccp

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@KamalaHarris We gotta move on. He’s dead and he ain’t coming back. So get over it.

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@calebpitts1997 He wouldn’t want us to be sad, I say we forget about him and move on the stuff that actually matters.

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@ChrisRGun He’s gone and he ain’t coming back so I suggest we get over it and move on with our lives.

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

There is exactly 1 (one) good Star Wars character

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Character of the Day: Dengar

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@tfaltmodes I chose to believe he’s the same character from The Father, because that makes both movies very very sad

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@elonmusk @Variety He say doh

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

If you ask me, there are only 2 Stooges

[lipcritic @lipcritic]

Our second album, Theft World, is out today🔓<3

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@TrueAnonPod @AIScottAdams Scott Adams from Parks and Rec and also Hokum?

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

@AlexisWilkins You need to cheat on your disrespected boyfriend. I will betray Hasan in a major way if you do this. DM NOW

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@AlexisWilkins missed connection? i was the Gentleman who held your hand in the restroom last night 😅 sorry the media is making a mess of chivalrous gesture. 😞 if you want to hang out again or see a movie sometime please direct message me

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@anomalynova Michael or Doomsday

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@CricFanUSA @bbfeebeee HEI Points will be converted to gold. The gold will be converted to piss. It’s a pipeline of sorts, almost.

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@EarvLikes Get Joey Patron back! All is forgoven!

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@AlfredoFilmGeek @adultswim Perfect Hair Forever

[lipcritic @lipcritic]

🦅🕊️“Talon” is out today💿💿
Video directed by @yacolty
20 more days till “Theft World”

[ryan @USA_Ryan_]

@kurtos It feels like a Carti leak in the best way possible down to repeating the entire 1st half of the song.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

This might be a dumb question but…

What killed Jesus the second time?

He died on the cross,
then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what?

Did he just go back to chilling?