The United States

Spreading Freedom across the globe ever since 1776. (RP ACCOUNT)

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Yeah ik im bald in this but this is when I got a buzz cut lmao

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#NewProfilePic

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@AnglAppleAddict DAMN RIGHT UH OH

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Just fucking puked up black goo, am I becoming Venom or something???

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@Neutralitat Too late he shit it out into the ocean

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So what would you guys do if your kid just ate their adoption papers, threw them up, and ate them again? (please i’m desperate alaska has so much oil)

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Look at this fucking workaholic lmao

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@PollyOfAnarchy NONONONNONON

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@TeutonicOrderOF …he’s married

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@TeutonicOrderOF Also gay, has a prosthetic, and is a literal cum slut for the United Kingdom?

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@TeutonicOrderOF OHHHHH DAMN

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@PaperBomb_TR @homeofmtOlympus HAH

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@fagocik2137 It isn’t as bad as my art-

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@PollyOfAnarchy @homeofmtOlympus Yeah now she’s sucking my dick in bed for no pay

wait that’s slavery OH NO-

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@PollyOfAnarchy I bet you guys fucked in a basement for a week straight without looking at the sun

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@PaperBomb_TR @homeofmtOlympus Aw shit bro the marriage didn’t even last a month

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@homeofmtOlympus Nah cuz this is actually kinda funny

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@PaperBomb_TR Bro stop tryna steal my wife