ArmyPR

This is where you'll get real information about the army, uncut fun!!! No, this isn't an official Army PR Twitter, rofl

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

Join us!!! Another day that spotlights soldiers! "Day of the Deployed" today! Spending years from your family & friends has it's perks ;)

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

We are going to Africa now, but cutting 50,000 troops!! Join ASAP so you can do more deployments than anyone else!!!!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

Steve Jobs dies, everyone cares, yet PVT Chen dies on Monday and he goes unnoticed and unannounced. Americans hate their soldiers! :(

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

With more deployments for each soldier, can you imagine how rich they all will be? Everyone will be signing up! Do it before your friends!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

50,000 troops to be cut in the next 5 years. That means more deployments for the rest of the soldiers! Hooray!!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

Can't make any fun of soldiers & suicide. This should hint something to the Pentagon/D.C., but it won't. http://t.co/UnNXlhy

[Sean Corockin'! @BLoafX]

My "Make fun of the Army" account - @USArmyPR - I will focus on making fun of candidates for being Chicken Hawks! #RonPaul2012 #Liberty

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

If @MicheleBachmann's hubby says, "Join the Army!" She would if she could cuz of the hubby! Wives join the army when your hubby tells you 2!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

@RickSantorum You wouldn't be the underdog if you joined the army so you'd have credibility to invade Iran rather than be a chicken hawk! <3

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

@RickSantorum wants 2 send your kids 2 do his killing! Tell your kids to join the Army so they can kill for him because he's a chicken hawk!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

Kid tells dad he's running 5 miles 4 days/week w/20lbs on in 100 degrees @ BCT! One of the biggest soldier lies ever! http://t.co/jDW0G7H

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

Can't wait until the army is called upon the Dancers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jUU3yCy3uI

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZosOAgaGiS4 Best Army technique. No surprise, we just scream at the top of our lungs! WE ARE SPARTANS!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

Did you fail the ASVAB?? Contact your local recruiter about a retake. Also, if soldiers are needed badly, the ASVAB score will be lowered!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

It's harder to join now...everyone's joining because of the economy. Are you going to be cool and join too?? Sing your life away! It's free!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

Are you out of the job? The army is always looking for new soldiers to give those with multiple deployments a break!!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

December + 18 months = Troops out of Afghanistan?? Nope!! SD National Guard activating next August for Afghanistan!!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

4 Ft. Hood Soldiers committ suicide there last week. Why is everyone surprised? Ft. Hood is a horrible installation!!

[ArmyPR @USArmyPR]

Thinking about getting out of the army? Why would you do that when they are offering $20,000? ROFL, as if 3 years of your life is worth it