Jordan Hale

Professional Elon Musk collector.
Professional Nigerian collector.
I get scammed so much by Elons and Nigerians but I'm built different.

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@WSJ How can I make my (my wife's) cat disappear without making her suspect me?

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@Lord_Mk1 @WSJ You people literally use sand as lube

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@WSJ Open up your legs and I'll give you a fertility treatment for free

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@dissidentwest Liberals think they deserve rights

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@allycatventures @nypost Was this written with like ChatGPT 1.2 lmao

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@Pirat_Nation Don't be a shill

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

Neato Elons

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

Can a leftist explain to me how tariffs raise consumer goods prices but corporate taxes don’t?

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@reddit_lies Fun fact most of them are some basic LLM and you can jailbreak them:

[Rubby @ApollonianRubby]

Thank you Olivia Rodrigo for endorsing TND

[Modern McCarthyist ☭⃠ @SensibleFascist]

If I sent a report to the FBI that you and Jeffrey Epstein raped me on the moon in 1926 after kidnapping me with an intergalactic Time Machine, it would have been released in the Epstein files and you would be on record raping someone on the moon 100 years ago.

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@DoDeportations This guy looks like they forced Gollum to work in the sun every day for 40 years and gave him hair implants

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@nytimes How many illegals do we have if they accidentally found the "wrong" one

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@CBSNews Not a piece of bodycam footage ever showed a cop shooting someone that didn't deserve it

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@RepBrandonGill It is all of these things unless you fucking do something about it

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@ThrillaRilla369 "Ask"

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@nypost Free my nurse lady she is a true patriot

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

Better get to work buddy you’re gonna have to knock on a few million doors

[Jordan Hale @USCyberWatch]

@Pirat_Nation Oh god we're gonna get 20 million more indians because of this