costcofreak

Alexandra (she/her) I love tiramisu. it’s costcofreak

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

I know what it seems like to everyone but I did not go to preschool

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

Jobs are so much more fun when you’re getting piped

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

@deflepsucks I already did that he just hates me

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

I wish you could look up ppl on tubi and send them messages that appear on their tv bc I miss him

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

@Tubi Can u get me someone’s email? I won’t tell 🤝

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

“Hi hey” you are fucking 30

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

The best part about Hinge is meeting people in their 30s and getting to be, apparently, the first person they've ever tried to have a conversation with

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

Me all fall and winter of 2025-26

[little miss can’t be wrong @alxndra1998]

once i was dating a guy who so infrequently replied to my texts that i got a CD player and brought it on the train and on walks and said it was so i could be on my phone less but really it was because if i saw how little he texted it would make me act evil and insane

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

I hate heartbreak like why’d we have to smash to shrek 2 now its too painful to watch one of my favorite movies

[ɔ @chelseaaabee_]

i was fat

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

I’d be a terrible cult leader cause I be on that toilet

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

It’s so hard being a gassy prophet

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

It actually feels good to be the skinnyfat daughter who drinks too much and has a career no one respects or understands

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

It’s 4000 to do the hypnotism I need #sponsorme

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

Cold soggy fries are a nightmare to some but to me it’s yummy and breakfast in my tummy

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

I’m like if a moon was a person I’m not supposed to live this way (I’m on the spectrum)

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

HBO I will get my breast reduction during the season of a show and we can explore that storyline

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

Outside of my window today I hear a man say “my left shoulder feels so much worse than my right”

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

And 26

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

Would still smash though I hate him

[costcofreak @USERNAMEALLIE]

Just bc u look like a little kid at 30 doesn’t mean it’s still not weird for u to date an 18 year old tf