MaimonidesParkNet

🎲 Former No. 97 ranked Yahtzee player in North America 🦸 Incel by choice and trade 🏡 Aspiring landlord ⚽ USL enjoyer 🥅 TAKE DOWN THE NET @_brooklynMfc

[MaimonidesParkNet @USLtroglodyte]

@_BrooklynMfc I've seen enough. This team is championship caliber

[Brooklyn Football Club @_BrooklynMfc]

It's Paws to the Pitch Night at Maimonides Park, so get ready for a BARK-ing good time 🐶

Get to the stadium no later than 5:45pm to participate in the Pre-Match Dog Parade ��

📆 August 29
🏟️ Maimonides Park
🆚 Sporting JAX
⏰ 7 PM ET⁠
📺 ESPN

Tix: https://t.co/JtM9L3MKDW

[MaimonidesParkNet @USLtroglodyte]

@LexSporting Who's got the betterhelp affiliate link?

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Yo @westchestersc I’m telling my kids this is the World Cup

[MaimonidesParkNet @USLtroglodyte]

Find someone who loves you as much as this club loves a statement graphic

[Switchbacks FC @SwitchbacksFC]

Official Switchbacks FC Club Statement

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Chris Richards? The Birmingham Legion owner?

[American Footballin' @AmFootballin]

Chris Richards on if he can start Friday vs Paraguay:

"I’m ready." 🔥🔥🔥

[MaimonidesParkNet @USLtroglodyte]

Hearts gonna outnumber Brooklyn FC in their own backyard (city of 8 million ppl btw)😭😭😭

[Brooklyn Football Club @_BrooklynMfc]

It's USL Cup matchday against Portland Hearts of Pine ⚔️⁠
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📆 June 7
🏟️ Maimonides Park
🆚 @hearts_sc
⏰ 3 PM⁠
📺 ESPN+⁠
⁠⁠
#BrooklynFC | #BKNvPOR

[MaimonidesParkNet @USLtroglodyte]

@hearts_sc @_BrooklynMfc @USL_Cup This is cultural appropriation but it’s against Brooklyn so I’m here for it

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@westchestersc

[MaimonidesParkNet @USLtroglodyte]

I really wanna like @sportcascades but y’all gotta know better than to use AI for stuff like this…

either that or this poor guy must’ve lost a finger in the Great War of Oregon!

[MaimonidesParkNet @USLtroglodyte]

Yo I dare these guys to write a 5 paragraph Robert Frost essay rn

[Portland Hearts of Pine @hearts_sc]

Defeat at the death in Texas.

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@hearts_sc HAHAHAHA write another poem you chumps

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@sgevans No Rodeo SC?

[Brooklyn Football Club @_BrooklynMfc]

It's matchday 👊 ⁠
⁠
We're Florida to face @sporting_jax 🐊⁠
⁠⁠
📆 May 31⁠
🏟️ Hodges Stadium⁠
🆚 @sporting_jax
⏰ 2 PM⁠
📺 ESPN+⁠
⁠⁠
#BrooklynFC | #JAXvBKN

[MaimonidesParkNet @USLtroglodyte]

Molloy in Lexington

[Lexington Sporting Club @LexSporting]

Super. Human.

[MaimonidesParkNet @USLtroglodyte]

@IBANGS_fan @MontereyBayFC @LexSporting The Lexington women are literally hosting a semifinal playoff match yung blud. You know no ball 😭😭

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There’s just something about seeing THE Miami FC playing in Hamtramck… a truly beautiful thing.

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FORT WAYNE HOW DID YOU NOT SCORE THAT???

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@westchestersc BRUHHHHHHHH

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WSC THE FUNNIEST CLUB EVERRRRRR