David Lee Toothman

Brass musician for @Commanders. @USMCDRUMCORPS retired. Isa 38:20 @Nationals #AppleWatch #DefendDC #RaiseHail

[David Lee Toothman @USMCBugleBoy]

@MKBHD Yes, there was a time in 7th grade when I considered being a dentist.

[David Lee Toothman @USMCBugleBoy]

#WWDC in a nutshell:

Everything now works like it should.

For real this time!

#WWDC26

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

never forget that in order to be so back it must first be so over

[CSPAN @cspan]

America 250: U.S. Marine Barracks Washington Evening Parade (@USMC @MBWDC #Marines) – LIVE on C-SPAN https://t.co/hvgNynifxz

[David Lee Toothman @USMCBugleBoy]

Taco salad is a great excuse to eat @Doritos

[David Lee Toothman @USMCBugleBoy]

if you wait long enough you won’t have to wait very long

[David Lee Toothman @USMCBugleBoy]

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3 strikes, and still got on base.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

If my name was David, and I had a boy, I'd name him Harley.

That way, he could introduce himself as
Harley, David's son.

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

Whether you realize it or not, you’re manufacturing something. Your thoughts are producing more like-minded thoughts. If you dwell on a positive thought, your mind will bring you ten more. If you find a reason to complain, your mind will give you a dozen more things to complain about. You’re creating mental momentum. Make sure your mind is going in the right direction.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

things my baseball team does when i'm already overstimulated

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

—Albert Einstein

[DC Defenders @UFLDefenders]

No place like home 📍

[The Boring Company @boringcompany]

Congratulations to @DiggeridoosVT from Virginia Tech for winning the 2026 Not-a-Boring-Competition! They mined 129” in a Texas downpour.

Additional congrats to @TalpaUpv (Innovation Award) and to @TheBoringIllini (Rookie of the Year).

Registration opens soon for NABC 2027!

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

it's showtime, @Nationals ⚾️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Reinforcing negative neural pathways via therapy or introspection is a recipe for misery. Don’t cut a rut in the road.

[David Lee Toothman @USMCBugleBoy]

Another day, another blessing.

God is so good!

[David Lee Toothman @USMCBugleBoy]

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[David Lee Toothman @USMCBugleBoy]

Thought I would never use this stupid emoji… but it clues perfectly.

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[Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar]

We honor the Marines who raised the flag on Iwo Jima on February 23, 1945.

Those men bravely fought through one of the toughest battles in the Pacific.

Their courage drives our commitment to defend this nation with the same grit, sacrifice and unbreakable resolve they showed on that mountain.

[David Lee Toothman @USMCBugleBoy]

@MKBHD If you haven’t tried @Weathergraph, you are missing out. It’s hands down the most beautiful and most useful weather app. I use it on my iPhone, iPad,  WATCH, and Mac.

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

You need to take back control of your happiness. Quit putting it in someone else’s hands. Make up your mind that no matter what people do, no matter what they say, how they treat you, they’re not going to steal your joy.