Muhammadan lot tries praying in public in Poland and finds out:
“This is Poland! Jesus Christ, understand! This is Poland and that’s the end of it. You will not be spreading any rugs here.”
@ExSanFran2010@alphafox Half hour before bedtime, I take my ZOLPIDEM TARTRATE (AMBIEN CR) 12.5MG TAB... wash it down with a Black Velvet/Sweet Vermouth manhattan, and sleep like a baby....
@DavidJHarrisJr I'd take wagers on how badly @SenWarren would swoon over the trillionaire's wealth if his politics were aligned more closely to her communist ideology...
@messedupfoods Forty Percent "tip"? That's highway robbery!
If you're lucky, and you have given me exceptional service, you may expect to receive a 15% gratuity along with my cheerful smile and a sincere "thank you"...