USM Problems

Here's to actually saying what everyone is already thinking about Wisconsin's most 'prestigious' K-12 preparatory school.

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"Guys, give me a break!" Well, if the percentage of using condoms does increase, we wouldn't want anything to break #ohtheirony #USMprobs

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Only the Zarwells are cool enough to bring a dog on campus and pretend like it's any other ordinary day #likeaboss #USMswag

[Livo @odubs15]

make my wish come true, all i want for christmas is youuuu #USMprobs

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When being in college still isn't good enough #stillstudying #USMprobs

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We pay $20,000 tuition for a 4 point higher ACT score than homestead. Now there's an investment #USMprobs

[Livo @odubs15]

@THE_ZAYD @USMPROBZZ

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mother: olivia, you're really sick, you should stay home tomorrow
me: mother, one does not merely take a 'sick day' from USM #USMprobs

[Tony @Johnnyboi_____]

There are now 2 USM problems.
#letthefightbegin

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These new "blazer days" will be tricky. I have a hard enough time wearing pants all day #USMprobs

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If you take away our spirit, you take away our chance to dream. But hey, at least we get to wear yoga pants again! #cushdaddysaidbutt

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Taking the entire upper school to the soccer semi final game is the greatest field trip ever. Well done boiz. #USMprobs

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Being late two minutes to assembly will happen if u spend all your time in the buffet line and don't get to eat #sorrycushdaddy #USMprobs

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Letting the seniors get away with all these homecoming week theme changes? It's a new chapter kush-daddy and we're likin it #USMprobs

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Rolling up late in coach buses and sitting front row in a packed theater to watch Hamlet #USMprobs #nocomplaints

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Now concentrating on math hmwk is actually impossible #soccerteambabes #USMprobs

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ONLY 2 DAYS OF DESSERT A WEEK!? What blasphemy?! #USMprobs

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Sleep is for the weak. Pulling an all-nighter to finish summer reading is truly what sets USM apart from other schools. #goodluckslackers

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76 people in a grade must make it really hard for teachers to remember who graduated. Sorry Bill Wong, have a great time at Tufts #USMprobs

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"What letter day is it?"
"Let's go check the whiteboard."
"You mean the flat screen platinum tv."
"Yea."
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That moment when you realize summer is half over cause your school is the only one that starts before anyone else #USMprobs