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[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

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@RealAF_Patriot Note the added “H”.
H = 8.
Direct delta corresponds to a no-post day. Adding 8 days though…

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@MJB21777 @eMTBrides “I’ll never stop dreaming of you”
“I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”

There’s some variations, but he tells you in the previous verse what he wouldn’t do.

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@ThePatriotOasis ICE is not PD. One is trained on deportation, the other on de-escalation and crowd control. ICE is supposed to be able to rely on PD for assistance for the latter. When Democrat mayors, governors, and police chiefs refuse to conduct their responsibilities, the result is dangerous

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@GOP_is_Gutless Being in possession of mail that is not addressed to you without proper permission from the owner of said mail is illegal.
Current rules are effectively: “give anyone’s mail (ballot) to anyone else.”

And somehow that sounds great to democrats.

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@antibearthesis Because every major IPO for as long as I can really remember starts out insanely overbought, then crashes a week or two later, then slowly builds back up over years.

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Why do @CommunityNotes insist on using news outlets as “sources”. CNN is not a source. FOX is not a source. Court filings, videos, audio, transcripts, originating tweets…these are sources. Stop referencing Wikipedia as a source.

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@ChrisMurphyCT You do realize the unironic dichotomy of your own words, right?
If it’s leaked, it’s already released. If it’s not released, than the leak is false.

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

This AI just exposed the BIGGEST legal insider trading operation in America.

A platform called GovGreed built a seven-layer machine learning system that cross-references every stock trade disclosed by every sitting politician against the bills their committees control, the campaign donations they receive, and the companies their votes directly impact.

It scored all 540 politicians currently in Congress. And the numbers are crazy:

56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases.

More than HALF of all congressional stock buys are on companies whose fate that same politician is about to decide.

343 of 540 Congress members actively trade stocks while holding access to nonpublic legislative information.

That is 63.8% of the entire legislature making market bets with an informational edge that would put any hedge fund manager in prison.

The AI identified 752 active "Triple Signals" in the current Congress. A Triple Signal fires when three conditions line up at once:

The politician sits on the committee controlling a bill, they traded stock in a company affected by that bill, AND they received campaign contributions from that same industry.

Bills carrying these insider indicators pass at 5.4 TIMES the normal rate.

Now look at the individual leaderboard:

- Nancy Pelosi's estimated portfolio sits at $194 million with a Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100
- Ro Khanna made 13,231 trades across 800+ different tickers
- Michael McCaul made 32,302 trades and filed 6,670 of them late
- Thomas Suozzi filed 86.4% of his trades late with an average delay of 396 days, meaning his disclosures landed over a YEAR after he made the trade

And then there is Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked.

She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline. Her husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk's xAI, which quietly converted into SpaceX equity before last Friday's $2 trillion IPO.

The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine.

The number of Congress members ever prosecuted under the STOCK Act since it passed in 2012? Zero.

And the cruelest part is this:

A bill to ban congressional stock trading was introduced in January 2026. It has bipartisan support. Over 80% of American voters want it passed.

But Congress is sitting on it, because the people who would have to vote yes are the same people making millions from the system staying exactly the way it is.

They write the insider trading laws, they exempt themselves from enforcement, they trade on the information those laws generate, and when they get caught, they pay a fine that is basically nothing.

The AI didn't discover anything Congress was hiding. It just organized what was already public into a pattern so obvious that nobody can pretend it isn't there anymore.

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@CarterAva89405 So a Glock 19 went through 19 sheets? The only logical conclusion is that Glock uses the baking sheet test to determine the name of their weaponry.

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@EricLDaugh FISA was never constitutional in the first place. I’m okay with this.

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

Elon Musk is about to become a trillionaire

If he agreed to pay just 80% of that as a wealth tax to the EU, the EU government could use its efficient operating experience to fund bicycles with solar panels attached to them for over 40 residents of the Netherlands

Elon is being selfish by not paying the wealth tax

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@SAVEJennYfromHR @ImBreckWorsham Alright, I gotta call this out. As a mostly “for Trump” guy, I found this funny as hell. Usually libby’s suck at the memes but this one’s damn good 😆

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@corbinwilliams @spencerpratt Can we talk about how extremely linear these drops are?

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@RoKhanna “We need to make the investment”…

Yeah, y’all already did that. How is $336 million not enough of an investment for a single city?

https://t.co/6Gt6dWnNpQ

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@Hazel_qs No one. This is direct and honest exchange of expectations for a potential partner.

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@MJTruthUltra A “possibility” completely ignores the absolutely minuscule “probability”. And we are talking about astronomically improbabilities here.

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@royermattw Weird, you left out California. Where the outcome favored democrats.

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@Badboy1B Teheheechnically the motorcycle mostly survived. Can’t really say the same for the rider though.

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@cford0923 @MJTruthUltra What are you on about?