U.S. Ministry of Truth

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[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

“Hope this helps.” - Reddit

[Katherine Brodsky @mysteriouskat]

What makes something or someone "far right"?

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

Italy, Milan. Diversity has not been, is not, and will never be our strength.

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

@jarvis_best

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Can I say something

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

“No, Senator Slotkin, you can't threaten to throw kids in jail just because you're not getting enough attention in Michigan.”

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

“We feel so good we're dragging Obama to a rally in Atlanta!”

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

Democrats aren’t cocky - we are bedwetting like usual. But we have reason to feel good judging by the desperate moves of Republicans.

Take the sick and disgusting Vivek Ramaswamy ad targeting Amy Acton using her estranged mother. Or Ken Paxton weaving crazy lies about Talarico policy because his lines of attack aren’t working.

They’re desperate.

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

“Wedgewood Polls told me we have this one in the bag!”

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Minneapolis Mayor Frey: "They come after Somalis because you're future CEOs and entrepreneurs"

Yes, that 67 IQ is very intimidating

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

@esjesjesj @jarvis_best

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

@esjesjesj

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

“Now have him tell North Carolina about John Husted's ass.”

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

Remember, Frenchmen! Heat cooking oil or grease (preferably lard) to boil and throw on those trying to break into your stores!

It's harder to get off, AND you can heat it to higher temperatures!

[The Rubin Report @RubinReportShow]

'I've never heard Donald Trump go after a man.'

@RubinReport fact checks @ElissaSlotkin blaming blowback on her threats of lawfare on 'being a woman':

[Ruthless Podcast @RuthlessPodcast]

Ro Khanna represents the least sincere of the new DSA wing: the wealthy pundit who decries wealth.

Watch @HolmesJosh, @ComfortablySmug, @MichaelDuncan, and @JohnAshbrook break down the burning of Paris and how it relates to our own left-wing politics on today’s pod, streaming now on YT.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Sorry Slotkin, but I believe that ALL young people who are considering a career in politics should be detained, prosecuted, and imprisoned.

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

Love that the obvious reason Mexico's visas increased is because people are going trying to sneak into the U.S.

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

Did you know French rioters are allergic to lead?

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

France is burning. Paris is on fire.

Radical protesters—communists and Islamists—are rioting across the city.

What is happening in France is foreshadowing for America.

Full breakdown on the latest episode of Verdict: France is on FIRE—the Reverse Crusades are Destroying Europe & America is Next if the Red-Green Alliance Prevails

https://t.co/cEibYdDjxP

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

Getting so excited about being a hero that you step outside of the end zone, catch the pass, and lose the game.

And against Ohio of all teams. My dear Indiana. Why.

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

When you realize you're going to have to defend horse sex to keep your ratings.