Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".
thank you for saving my life, traveler. here, take this. *gives you a pair of gloves that have slightly worse stats than your current pair of gloves* those were my grandfathers and you would kind of be a monster if you ever sold them